Hahaha!

 

"She really tested MY meat thermometer"

 

Chandalier

I'd swing from his chandelier.

 

 

smiley.

She can suck on my smiley :thinking:

 

Top hat.

I'd tap that with my top hat.

:toff:

 

car.

Beatles time :awesome: Baby you can drive my car

 

Radiator

I'd chain you to my radiator.

This that even an innuendo?

:laugh4:

 

 

Mince Meat.

 

 

..? :confused:

I wanna do you on the sofa while eating mince meat? *fail*

 

pepsi

I think we're losing the plot on what an innuendo actually is hahaha. OK heres an effort:

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Im gonna take her to the pepsi MAX :wink:

 

Windowpane :tongue:

We're gonna..er.r...fog up the windowpane.

 

That was terrible, but I tried :shame:

 

....chocolate

I'd melt your chocolate :wink3:

 

 

 

 

winks help. :D

Bahaha they do, they do :wink:

oh new word.....

 

 

 

Keyboard.

I'd tap that like a keyboard :wink3:

 

Basketball

Tap like keyboard, very clever :chinese:

 

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"Id bounce HER like a basketball :sneaky:"

 

Yeah smileys help.

 

Crustation :thinking:

:blush: Why thank you!

 

Crustation? Like lobsters and crabs (:wink3:)?

 

I'll put him in a pot and boil him like a crustation.

 

Okay that just sounded evil, not pervy. :laugh3:

 

 

Racecar

Uhh... Ive already used 'Baby you can drive my car' for car, and that was what I was going to do again but thats too lame.

 

Umhmmhmhm

 

Im gonna bend your corners like Im in a racecar :disappointed:

 

Chilli

Baby, you can drive my ...Racecar.

 

 

 

Beep beep.

 

edit*

 

I'd cook your chilli :wink2:

 

 

Tree.

Baby you can climb on my tree :wink:

This would make more sense if I wasn't a female.

 

Paper

(Oh come on, you're all perverts, you can be creative)

D:

All i can think of is.

 

 

Paper or Plastic

:wink3:

 

 

That doesn't really work, but i'll stick with it.

 

Couch.

Id turn HER into paper mache :wink3:

 

Wow that was a gross one! :blush:

 

Brusselsprouts

D:

All i can think of is.

 

 

Paper or Plastic

:wink3:

 

 

That doesn't really work, but i'll stick with it.

 

Couch.

 

Id uh, clean out the change in HER couch :wink3:

 

:thinking:

 

Book

I'd open her like a book.

 

 

I feel like todd from scrubs.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBnBosmbkSs]YouTube- Scrubs - The Todd's "Sexual Innuendo" Scene[/ame]

 

 

 

Hand?

@OP: In-YOUR-endo :wink3:

^^:facepalm:

 

what odds

:laugh4: