noonsun Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I'll hit you over the head with a lamp... and then have sex with you! :blush: Stapler edit: I'll... turn you on... like I turn on a car... with keys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stapler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Sparks Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I'll bang your stapler. :wink3: This probably only makes sense if you are like me, and have to bang the stapler really hard to make it work :shame: pencil sharpener Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonsun Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I'll SHARPEN YOUR PENCIL (with mah pencil sharpener) wow that would hurt actually TELEPHONE BOOK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted January 10, 2010 Author Share Posted January 10, 2010 I'll spread you wide open like a telephone book :wink3: Custodian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmaLouiseSmyth Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMCLMRQKnjY]YouTube- Scrubs - Legal Custodian[/ame] I just can't get that out of my head. D: You can be my custodian :wink2: Speaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Sparks Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I'll play you like a speaker :wink3: wireless internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butterlies+Hurricanes Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Baby, we'll be more mobile than wireless internet :wink3: Crown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Sparks Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 I'll steal your crown :wink: chair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonsun Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 More people should do the playing of this game I will... sit on you like a chair (ewww :sick:) Hairbrushhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Sparks Posted January 10, 2010 Share Posted January 10, 2010 Baby can I borrow your hairbrush? :wink3: :facepalm: dove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noonsun Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Tonight we'll fly like... Bruno Dove of Peace. I don't know. CD Case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivet Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 Ey babeh lemme place my "CDs" in yo' CD case :wink3: :wink3: door handle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 You can twist MY door handle :wink3: Burglar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reilly Posted January 11, 2010 Author Share Posted January 11, 2010 You can twist MY door handle :wink3: Burglar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 You can steal my virginity how many times you want Mr. Burglar :wink3: Padlock Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forcin Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 don't you ever put a Padlock on that bad c*ck:wink3: SLEEP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earth to raven Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 uhhhhhhh....baby lets sleep together............? bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Sparks Posted January 14, 2010 Share Posted January 14, 2010 I'm gonna maul you like a bear :wink3: desk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destrokk Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 We'll do it, right here on the desk :charming: cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 I WANNA BAKE YOUR COOKIE ]baking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 I'LL BE BAKING YOU ALL NIGHT LONG lightbulb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 I'll turn you on like a light bulb baby. Dustbin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 I DUNNO IF I CAN FIT MORE INTO MY DUSTBIN WINK WINK Flagellum :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rabbit Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 I dunno what a flagellum is maybe tonight you could teach me. Calendar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 CALENDAR :wink3: Yes, I win. winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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