I'll hit you over the head with a lamp... and then have sex with you! :blush:

 

Stapler

 

edit: I'll... turn you on... like I turn on a car... with keys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

stapler!

I'll bang your stapler. :wink3:

 

This probably only makes sense if you are like me, and have to bang the stapler really hard to make it work :shame:

 

 

pencil sharpener

I'll SHARPEN YOUR PENCIL (with mah pencil sharpener) wow that would hurt actually

 

TELEPHONE BOOK

I'll spread you wide open like a telephone book :wink3:

 

Custodian

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I just can't get that out of my head. D:

 

 

You can be my custodian :wink2:

 

 

Speaker.

I'll play you like a speaker :wink3:

 

wireless internet

Baby, we'll be more mobile than wireless internet :wink3:

 

Crown

I'll steal your crown :wink:

 

chair

More people should do the playing of this game

 

I will... sit on you like a chair (ewww :sick:)

 

Hairbrushhhhh

Baby can I borrow your hairbrush? :wink3:

 

:facepalm:

 

dove

Tonight we'll fly like... Bruno Dove of Peace. I don't know.

 

CD Case

Ey babeh lemme place my "CDs" in yo' CD case :wink3: :wink3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

door handle

You can twist MY door handle :wink3:

 

Burglar

You can twist MY door handle :wink3:

 

Burglar

You can steal my virginity how many times you want Mr. Burglar :wink3:

 

Padlock

don't you ever put a Padlock on that bad c*ck:wink3:

 

SLEEP

uhhhhhhh....baby lets sleep together............?

 

bear

I'm gonna maul you like a bear :wink3:

 

desk

We'll do it, right here on the desk :charming:

 

cookie.

I WANNA BAKE YOUR COOKIE

 

]baking

I'LL BE BAKING YOU ALL NIGHT LONG

 

lightbulb

I'll turn you on like a light bulb baby.

 

Dustbin

I DUNNO IF I CAN FIT MORE INTO MY DUSTBIN WINK WINK

 

Flagellum :lol:

I dunno what a flagellum is maybe tonight you could teach me.

 

Calendar

CALENDAR :wink3:

Yes, I win.

 

winner