I'm gonna chew you like gum :wink2:

 

Pizza

I'd like to order you some of my pizza.

 

 

News

I'll watch you like the news.

 

Um...fireworks?

I'll make you explode like fireworks! :awesome:

I'll make you **** like fireworks! :awesome: :wtf:

 

wheels

I'll spin your wheels :wink3:

 

traffic

I'd show HER some traffic :wink3:

 

Grass

I'd show HER some traffic :wink3:

 

Grass

 

 

I'd show HIM grass:P (just being funny)

 

We can do it in the grass:wink3:

 

 

phone

I'll ring HER phone :wink3:

 

chicken

I'll chicken HER (me being funny again:embarassed: )

 

 

You can chicken me ?

 

 

I'll take the chicken out of you?:wink3:(:wtf: )

 

 

We can do it like the chicken do (Has no idea)

 

 

I got it!

 

 

I'd love to eat your chicken, rawr! :idea2:

 

radio

Babe, can I turn your radio knobs? :wink3:

 

 

Ok this is going to be a challenge:

 

Testicles.

I'll test your...err...testicles. :wink3:

 

Bad? Yes? No? Meh. My perv switch has not been flicked on yet today. YET.:sneaky:

 

Telescope

you can look through my telescope :wink3:

 

shelf

I wanna sit on your shelf :wink:

 

stars

:lol: this game is so fucking great!!! :cheesy:

 

 

 

Erm.... When I'm done with you, you'll be seeing stars :wink3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Uh...

 

 

 

 

 

book

I'll open your book to a whole new page :wink3:

 

 

paper

I'll write on you like a piece of paper :wink3:

 

iPod

I'll plug my headphones into your ipod :wink3:

 

 

shoe

Mmm, baby I'll be a perfect fit like your shoe :wink3:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

CD

cd????

 

 

I'll make your cd spin! :surprised:

 

 

tv

I'll turn you on like a tv :wink3:

 

piano

I'll play you like a piano.

 

 

eraser

I'll rub you like an eraser.

 

:facepalm:

 

bird

bird? Are you kidding me?

 

I'll take a peak at your bird??????

 

 

wallet

I'd like to pinch your wallet.

 

Lamp

I'll open your wallet. :wink3:

 

Edit: lamp

I'll switch on your lamp.

 

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