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Why do so many people hate Gwyneth Paltrow?

bacause she's boobless :wacky:

 

what's Guy's favourite music style?

Jazz

What nationality is Guy ?

Bolivian

 

what kind of tattoo does Will have on his arm?

a nose

 

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Who is Tim Buckland?

Jonny's deformed 8th cousin

 

What is Chris's full name?

Chrispin Marie Anne Berryman

 

Where did Coldplay first meet?

In a church, they were all in the same choir.

 

How did Chris and Gwyneth meet?

On eharmony, Chris was looking for love and Gwyneth for "excitement".

 

Why does Jonny wear hats?

Because in order to become such a perfect human being he had to sell his brain to aliens coming from another galaxy, and he way left with a terrible bruise on his head and he prefers to hide it.

 

 

What did Guy do before joining Coldplay?

Guy was the mysterious 5th member of U2.

 

What happened to 'Famous Old Painters'?

 

I would like to answer that, but go ahead.

It was so good that they decided not to publish it.

(what would you have said?)

 

What is Chirs' favorite book?

(My answer to the Famous Old Painters question: They died.) (Nothing big, I just thought it was funny)

 

The Yellow Pages

 

Why do Apple and Moses wear headphones?

Because they are listening to other music than Coldplay when being at Coldplay concerts (it is a secret, so hush, hush)

 

 

What is Chris' favourite Coldplay song?

Shrimp And Aubergine

 

 

Who is Guy's secret crush?

Hey I'm new at this game so sorry if my answers and questions suck...:confused:

 

^Bono!!

 

Who would win in a fight, Will or Chuck Norris?

Chuck Norris

 

 

Where did Chris learn to play the piano?

Chris has had piano lessons one hour each week since he was five.

 

Why did Will become a drummer?

Will was a in prison because he liked to hit random people on the street, so there was this therapy thing in prison and they thought that playing drums was the best thing for him.

 

Why did Jonny take off the "h" in his name?

It was actually an accident. Jonny was on a kid's game show back in the 80's and they asked him how to spell his name, he proceeded to say, "J-O-N-N-Y, oh wait, I forgot the H." The host just ignored him and continued with the show. Jonny eventually won and the prize was a nameplate. The name written on the nameplate was "Jonny Buckland." He was going to tell them about the "H" a few days later, but there was a studio fire and everyone died, so he decided to honor them by changing the spelling of his name from "Johnny" to "Jonny".

 

Why is Guy so handsome?

Guy has had lots of plastic surgery done, like Donatella Versace (sp?). He originally looked like a cross between Carrot Top and an eel. People would give him looks of shock and horror when he was out in public, prior to his surgeries. Most recently, he's had a nipple reduction and electrolosis to get rid of his unibrow.

 

 

Where are Coldplay from?

It was actually an accident. Jonny was on a kid's game show back in the 80's and they asked him how to spell his name, he proceeded to say, "J-O-N-N-Y, oh wait, I forgot the H." The host just ignored him and continued with the show. Jonny eventually won and the prize was a nameplate. The name written on the nameplate was "Jonny Buckland." He was going to tell them about the "H" a few days later, but there was a studio fire and everyone died, so he decided to honor them by changing the spelling of his name from "Johnny" to "Jonny".

 

Why is Guy so handsome?

 

Guy sold his soul to satan but on the other side he had to create beautiful music for satan's pleasure...

 

Guy has had lots of plastic surgery done, like Donatella Versace (sp?). He originally looked like a cross between Carrot Top and an eel. People would give him looks of shock and horror when he was out in public, prior to his surgeries. Most recently, he's had a nipple reduction.

 

 

Where are Coldplay from?

 

TEXAS!

 

What was the band's birthday present to Chris?

Chocolate covered bacon bits...

 

Why did Guy get his ear pierced?

Because his first job as a drag waitress at a drag bar required him to have at least one hoop earring at all times

 

Why does Jonny wear a hat all the time?