1. Do I mean lets make a thread with 42 jokes in it or jokes with the punchline being 42? hmmmmmmmm:confused::confused::confused::\:\:\:\:sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::sneaky::inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive::inquisitive:

:confused:..erhh.

 

:thinking:

how many coldplaying members does it take to change a light bulb?

42.

41 to change the light bulb,

and 1 to make a thread about it.

....?

^That actually was funny :D

:confused:..erhh.

 

:thinking:

how many coldplaying members does it take to change a light bulb?

42.

41 to change the light bulb,

and 1 to make a thread about it.

....?

 

Wow, I actually laughed at that one. :lol:

I think that my english don't allow me to understand jokes in english... That's so sad! :(

I think that my english don't allow me to understand jokes in english... That's so sad! :(

 

Perhaps if you read the translation?

 

quantos sócios de coldplaying leva para mudar uma lâmpada incandescente?

42.

41 mudar a lâmpada incandescente

e 1 fazer uma linha sobre isto.

....?

Perhaps if you read the translation?

 

quantos sócios de coldplaying leva para mudar uma lâmpada incandescente?

42.

41 mudar a lâmpada incandescente

e 1 fazer uma linha sobre isto.

....?

 

OMG!! Thank you very muchh!! Now, I understood!!! :lol:

I never heard this before "Light bulb".

 

Thank you again!!!:D

:confused:..erhh.

 

:thinking:

how many coldplaying members does it take to change a light bulb?

42.

41 to change the light bulb,

and 1 to make a thread about it.

....?

 

Best joke so far.

Best joke so far.

 

This got a smile out of me...

OMG!! Thank you very muchh!! Now, I understood!!! :lol:

I never heard this before "Light bulb".

 

Thank you again!!!:D

 

Your welcome. :nice:

the only joke so far....

but thanks guys.

Wee jokes! :dance:

 

 

Okay let's see...

 

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.

 

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

Wee jokes! :dance:

 

 

Okay let's see...

 

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.

 

 

 

 

 

:uhoh:

 

:laugh3::laugh3: thats a good one .

Wee jokes! :dance:

 

 

Okay let's see...

 

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.

 

 

:uhoh:

 

 

Goood! I like it!!!:laugh3:

I have a better one:

 

A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 42 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.

ok

 

child: mum, what the fuck is that thing?

mum: its bean soup

child: I dont wanna know what it´s been. i wanna know what it is now

 

 

don´t kick me

what the fuck

i told you: don´t kick me.

 

it´s a joke, but its bad. really bad.

 

at least say: ha!

*kicks*

 

ha!

 

 

:escaping:

I'm sorry :shame:

:facepalm:

-_-

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop?

42. (No shit, Sherlock)

ok

 

child: mum, what the fuck is that thing?

mum: its bean soup

child: I dont wanna know what it´s been. i wanna know what it is now

 

 

don´t kick me

 

it's a good joke.

here's my joke...

 

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Pjo0WjBcs]YouTube- Indian Superman[/ame]

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll Center of a Tootsie Pop?

42. (No shit, Sherlock)

 

you smart, you make 42 centered joke. Keep up the good work kids!