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What Would you do if Coldplay were gone?

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I would kill myself; life isn't worth living without Coldplay.

But life is for living remember!!

 

I'd probably blame Miley Cyrus, Justin Fetus and the Jonas Brothers; shoot them with an assault rifle, and travel back in time to make sure they were never born.

Not Nick Jonas! He's my hero! :bigcry:

 

I'd die. :dozey:

Eventually, we all would.

 

I would laugh because they all died having an orgy on a sinking ferry.

You are coming along well, Bryce. *clicks fingers together Mr. Burns style*

 

Excellent.

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haha ...some interesting answers for sure

 

the diehard fans (me ) treat it like the apocalypse (sp?)

 

kinda would be funny if it didnt have to actually happen sometime

 

 

i hope that just before they split... i suddenly completely and totally despise them so i wont feel bad when they split

...although i have a Fix You related tattoo on my shoulder so... it'd be problematic either way

 

i cant even imagine how it mustve been to been a part of Beatle mania when John Lennon was shot or when the Beatles broke up

 

*ponders...........

......*shudders

I would file a "missing persons" report and send out a search party.:rolleyes:

:rolleyes::lol:

I would be very sad but remember the great time with the guys and say "Thank you for the music..."

wise words Nicky!!

My life would seriously, seriously, seriously suck.

 

And if Coldplay were gone, it would be completely official.

 

ALL CURRENT MUSIC GROUPS SUCK.

Same here Christina :bigcry:

id never get over it.. :bigcry:

but id keep listening to them and pretend nothing had happened, but of course i will know the true and i would cry a lot..

meanwhile lets please dont think about that!!! :sad:

:bigcry:

 

You are coming along well, Bryce. *clicks fingers together Mr. Burns style*

 

Excellent.

:laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

 

but I seriously don't want to think about it...:\

If they died they would probably just get a lawsuit for dying the same way as somebody else.

Lets not even talk about it :wreck:

 

Agreed :wreck:

I wouldn't care if they died or went away. Unless i'd murdered them all myself, then i'd be quite proud. I could sit them around my kitchen table and act out situations where we're all the best of friends.

Slit my wrists and take a bottle of pills.

I wouldn't care if they died or went away. Unless i'd murdered them all myself, then i'd be quite proud. I could sit them around my kitchen table and act out situations where we're all the best of friends.

 

Unfortunately, I laughed when I read that. If they were murdered, I'd have them taxidermied and I'd use them as sex dolls.

Unfortunately, I laughed when I read that. If they were murdered, I'd have them taxidermied and I'd use them as sex dolls.

 

:laugh3::laugh3:

THIS!

I'd thank the heavens that I have bottles of their DNA, so I could clone them easily. It would take a few years for them to grow back into the men they are today, but thanks to genetic modification, I can easily enhance their sex appeal.

^ Perhaps, but there may be some defects, like missing ears or extra eyes.

^ Make multiple Chrissys so every fangirl can have one?
LOL!

:laugh3:Just toss Chis into a duplicator, and Shazam! make as many as you like!

If we cloned him today, you'd have to wait a good 18 years before he would be star material. Would you wait that long?

I'd probably have a sad for a while, complain to everyone, then move on.

 

 

Unfortunately, I laughed when I read that. If they were murdered, I'd have them taxidermied and I'd use them as sex dolls.

 

..ew! That's gross! And creepy! I mean... it's a dead dude! Come on!

^ Perhaps, but there may be some defects, like missing ears or extra eyes.

 

It's amazing what we can do with prostetics these days. :laugh3:

And on some ears, take off some eyes, and there you have a clone of a gorgous man.

 

Unless he loses his voice in the process....then all hope'd be lost. :confused:

 

I'd probrably sad for a while, maybe cry. :cry: After all they are my favorite band. But I'd move on after a while.

Sad. That's all.

Unfortunately, I laughed when I read that. If they were murdered, I'd have them taxidermied and I'd use them as sex dolls.

 

You're sick.

I dunno, I'm pretty healthy at the moment.

Who isn't?

 

 

:devil:

 

I dunno, I'm pretty healthy at the moment.

 

That's good. But I think I might be getting sick. :uhoh2: LITERALLY!

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