Cuz I do!

 

We all wake up in reach of our trousers eh?! OK you might hang them up if you are a complete retard, but if you aren't, clap clap for being normal, and grab your trousers and put them on two foot at a time. Well done.

 

Efficiency is your god. Respect the guy.

nope

Depends on the kind of pants, how tight/loose they are, etc, but generally not, I did once when putting on skinny jeans and I fell over, so.

Haha, no. :freak:

They always end up on the floor before I go to bed... but no, I actually stand up first, then one leg at a time - spares me the time to pull them up until my feet get to the bottom of the trousers!

That's efficient for me. :P

One leg at a time.

You are all idiots!

 

Even if I'm not in reach of my jeans, I can spread them out and then plant them infront of me, then, literally jump in, and then pull up while jumping, which doesn't take long at all

 

Efficiency! Mother effers!

One leg at a time. Every time I try two feet at once, I fall over so I've decided it's more efficient one at a time :P

You are all idiots!

 

Even if I'm not in reach of my jeans, I can spread them out and then plant them infront of me, then, literally jump in, and then pull up while jumping, which doesn't take long at all

 

Efficiency! Mother effers!

 

Retard, what if you step on the pant legs and end up falling down the stairs or something.

 

Time to whip out the Eugenics Machine on you, thought you were OK because you aren't a milk-firster but I guess not.

Did you really just write "jumping"?

Jumping in the morning? No way, not possible! :lol:

Retard, what if you step on the pant legs and end up falling down the stairs or something.

 

I'm a retard!? For that question?

 

Who the hell wakes up in front of a staircase?!

Now I want to try putting my pants on 2 feet at a time. :disappointed:

Did you really just write "jumping"?

Jumping in the morning? No way, not possible! :lol:

 

I wanted to find a way of calling you a moron, but you haven't been, that's a good point. My bad.

I'm a retard!? For that question?

 

Who the hell wakes up in front of a staircase?!

 

Me.

Me.

 

:thinking:

 

And, explain?

I wanted to find a way of calling you a moron, but you haven't been, that's a good point. My bad.

:kiss:

 

Good night everyone and have fun trying out Reilly's way in the morning - Sara, you don't please! :P

:kiss:

 

Good night everyone and have fun trying out Reilly's way in the morning - Sara, you don't please! :P

 

That confused me more then anything!

 

I feel like I should aquire a new username just to find out what people really feel. Im not trying to expose people.

:thinking:

 

And, explain?

 

I live upstairs!

But do you put your pants on in front of the stairs?

But do you put your pants on in front of the stairs?

 

Well not really. Because I amn't stupid.

when you put your feet on your jeans, do you put both of them at the same time? STANDING??

One leg, then the other. A very quick process for me since if I'm not going out anywhere trackies is the general pantswear/lower-body-halfwear of choice.

Nope... one leg at a time..and then once i have both legs in, I do a little :dance: to get them up to my hips :cool:

 

especially if they're skinnies... i give myself extra time with those... :wreck:

One leg at a time.

Pants?