Or I could bring a briefcase full of soap in case they do ask me what my job is. :sneaky:

 

That'll sound really weird to anyone who doesn't understand the reference.

 

After that just blew up their condo. :sneaky::lol:

I got mistaken for the man sitting next me 's child.

"would your daughter like some orange juice"

 

1. I can answer for myself.

2. I'm not that young ( i think 13 at the time )

3. I'm not his daughter.

 

:tongue: ( i didn't actually answer like that )

Hopefully the flight attendants are nice too :nice:

But i've never been on an aeroplane with people i know.

After that just blew up their condo. :sneaky::lol:

:thumbsup:

After that just blew up their condo. :sneaky::lol:

 

Or blow up their condom.

I've only been on a plane twice...ish...anyway I've never had to sit between anyone weird. Cept once I sat in front of two Jewish people, and I sneezed and it sounded like I said "AJEW" and my mom got mad at me. :disappointed:

 

You could cough repeatedly if you get bored I guess....or just take your pants off. That would make things awkward. :lol:

Or blow up their condom.

Been there...

 

Cept once I sat in front of two Jewish people, and I sneezed and it sounded like I said "AJEW"

Nazi.

....nyeh.

Make it as awkward as possible. If you're stuck with someone for a few hours I find it's best to strike first in awkwardness. Start by picking your nose then offering that hand for a shake. Fart a lot then talk about how much you hate Jews.

 

Then share weird sex stories or break out a porno on your computer.

 

oh god, I´d prefer not to live that kind of moments

Most flights I have been on, have been not so full normally once the plane has taken off and is at the safe hieght I just go and sit where I want... I end up getting three seats to myself.. or two between me and whoever I choose to travel with. !

6 DAYS! :dance:

think of Lost.

How do you come up with this stuff, Lick? :lol:

 

Well I can understand how someone as braindead and pointless as yourself is unable to actually think of anything funny.

Cept once I sat in front of two Jewish people, and I sneezed and it sounded like I said "AJEW"

 

That's genuinely out of order though :/

 

It's not being awkward it's actually laughing at people to their faces based on the fact that they are Jewish.

 

 

You should sit backwards and forwards rocking saying "Allah Hu Akbar" over and over under your breath

"AJEW" sneezing must be American, for it only seems possible here that someone does an "ACHEW" or some awkward noise like my mother. Or it must be HappyPickle-esque. For shame, HappyPickle.

Or I could bring a briefcase full of soap in case they do ask me what my job is. :sneaky:

:lol::lol::lol::lol: I was just talking about that movie 2 days ago!

 

About the trip:

I flew on my own several times and it has never been awkward.

Flights weren't that long though.

If a conversation arose it was polite and nice every time, but in most cases it just doesn't come to it.

Take a book, magazine or mp3 player with you!

You shouldn't consider these people around you as "enemies" :), I'm sure it'll all go well!

Try to get a window seat whenever possible to avoid being disturbed by fidgety people with weak bladders.;)

Well I can understand how someone as braindead and pointless as yourself is unable to actually think of anything funny.

 

Aw, someone's bitter. :heart:

Aw, someone's bitter. :heart:

 

Nah, it's hard to read tone on the internet.

"AJEW" sneezing must be American, for it only seems possible here that someone does an "ACHEW" or some awkward noise like my mother. Or it must be HappyPickle-esque. For shame, HappyPickle.

 

It's just the way I sneeze. :uhoh: I don't mean to sound racist. :P

You don't even sound awkward about it tho :uhoh: I would be very embarrassed myself

Read a book non-stop while adjusting the reading light above your head to directly follow each line from left to right as you read it. That'll pass the time.