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Worst Coldplay insults

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"Oh you're listening to Mr. Paltrow and those other 3 gays with him."

 

I dont have anything against Gwyneth or gay people but I never understood way call some gay when that person is not gay.

"Oh you're listening to Mr. Paltrow and those other 3 gays with him."

if it was me then that person should RUN FAR FAR AWAY :laugh3:

 

jk, but i'd be like "You wish you could ever be like them...."

^ your friend got OWNED :laugh3:

 

^^ great thread, didn't you create it?

 

thank you but no i didnt create it

 

and INR! saying gay or retarded to mean stupid is completely rude, one day theyll teach it in history class just like we teach the civil rights movement today

for the most part saying something is "gay" is how I know im dealing with someone who is very immature and stupid.

 

usually i just laugh at their 14-year-old-mentality-dumbfuckery and leave it at that.

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^ your friend got OWNED :laugh3:

 

^^ great thread, didn't you create it?

 

I made the thread silly monkey :rolleyes:

 

hence the name Arwen Evenstar :P

my friend calls them coldplag instead of coldplay, after that plagiarism thing. and whenever i mention guy, he's like "oh, you mean GAY berryman?".. :angry:

Why does some people claim that Coldplay is gay?! Its so lame..I don't get it.

 

That. In my country I actually never faced someone who hates Coldplay so much, only saw one of my colleague (who even was an enemy some time ago) arguing with her friend. It was like:

-Coldplay will be on Open'er!

-Fuck when I'm at your place what's good is only hip hop, other things are fucking shit

-Don't shit yourself

-Fuck Coldplay

-Fuck you

It was really cool of her, mhm.

 

If someone would said to me that Coldplay is gay I would start arguing.

If someone would said to me that Will Champion is gay I would kill this fucking retarded idiot.

Coldplay bashing royally pisses me off....I feel strangely protective of them.

^same.

 

I mean I can understand if its saying you dislike them and why in an intelligent manner and for valid reasons...

 

 

But when its some dumb ass sheep..... I will choke a bitch.

I made the thread silly monkey :rolleyes:

 

hence the name Arwen Evenstar :P

 

I meant you when I made the arrows dummy

 

 

 

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My friend Leah, she's in 7th grade, and she likes Coldplay (my great influence) so her fav. song is VLV and she came to me one day and says

 

Leah: "I was bored in science so I wrote Viva La Vida on my hand."

 

Me: 'OK, then why are you so upset?'

 

Leah: "Oh, (enter name here) came up to me and said 'Look! One of those fans of Viva La Plagarized!' I was like 'Shut up, that whole plagiarizing incident happened two years ago! Go away, Satriani lover!' but he kept going on and on about how Coldplay stole the song from Satriani and so forth... "

 

Me: 'So what did you do?'

 

Leah: "I slapped him in the face and got a lunch detention, but (enter name here) got a morning one for bullying me."

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