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Worst Coldplay insults

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I hate when people say they are boring and not creative.They are more creative most we hear on the radio today.How can people praise Lady Gaga and the likes but not Coldplay?They are more creative than most people think but those who don't like them refuse to listen carefully.

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I hate when people say they are boring and not creative.They are more creative most we hear on the radio today.How can people praise Lady Gaga and the likes but not Coldplay?They are more creative than most people think but those who don't like them refuse to listen carefully.

 

Agree!

 

 

And, if someone that has been saying lots of bad thing about Coldplay, finally realize that their music really is good, they dont wanna tell 'cuz its embarrassing. Which I understand, but.. Admit it! :P

It's cool to hate Coldplay.

 

I really, really hate that.

I hate when people say they are boring and not creative.They are more creative most we hear on the radio today.How can people praise Lady Gaga and the likes but not Coldplay?They are more creative than most people think but those who don't like them refuse to listen carefully.

 

Agree!

 

 

And, if someone that has been saying lots of bad thing about Coldplay, finally realize that their music really is good, they dont wanna tell 'cuz its embarrassing. Which I understand, but.. Admit it! :P

 

oh wow!! super like with you guys quotes!!;):cool:

 

can i just put these to my signature? :dance:

oh wow!! super like with you guys quotes!!;):cool:

 

can i just put these to my signature? :dance:

 

Yeah, feel free! :nice:

thank you! :kiss:

"Isn't Chris Martin gay or something?"

 

A) No.

 

B) I really don't see why this person would think that's a reason not to like them. :dozey:

This I heard on the radio, right after Viva la Vida was played:

 

*radio host laughs*

The other one says: Hey, is it just me or does it always seem like that guy, Chris Martin, has a stuffy nose? I mean... It seems like he has a bag full of snot with him, and like sniffs it when he's out - just to keep his image. HE CANT HAVE SUCH A STUFFY NOSE ALL THE TIME?

 

My mom laughed. I was like "Not. Funny. :snobby:"

 

P3?:blank:

"Isn't Chris Martin gay or something?"

 

A) No.

 

B) I really don't see why this person would think that's a reason not to like them. :dozey:

 

See, that's one that bugs me and not just about him but about anyone that people like who is in the public eye.

 

If a person makes amazing music or is a great actor etc then WTF does it matter whether they are gay or not?!

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worst one is when some one said

"Do you like coldplay?"

Me-"yes i do they're incredible"

"well that explains why you are such a faggot" - all people around laugh

this person was 7 years old -___-

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worst one is when some one said

"Do you like coldplay?"

Me-"yes i do they're incredible"

"well that explains why you are such a faggot" - all people around laugh

this person was 7 years old -___-

 

 

wow, you got pwned by a 7 year old :P

 

 

 

 

just joking, but really that sucks kids nowdays :rolleyes:

It's cool to hate Coldplay.

 

I really, really hate that.

 

Good point. They're not 'underground' enough for some people. As soon as bands gain universal acceptance and alot of radio airplay it becomes a naughty thing to enjoy their music.

 

Very stupid. Some people need to pull their fingers out of their ears and listen to music for what it sounds like, rather than what it represents.

 

Great thread.

Such idiots are stupid little indiekids who think they are musically elite by knowing the most obscure bands possible, and should never be taken all to seriously maggotbrain

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Why does some people claim that Coldplay is gay?! Its so lame..I don't get it.

 

And gay actually means happy on old English. :rolleyes: (Sorry out of topic)

Me: Hey, you ever heard of Coldplay?

Friend: Yeah, why?

Me: They're my all time favorite band!

Friend: No wonder you're a nerd

Me: Well us nerds get better grades than you do

Friend: You have issues

Me: I'm more interesting than you, Jerk

No-Longer-Friend: Crap-play lover!

Me: Lady Gaga kisser!

No-Longer-Friend: You... You... Crap-play lover!

Me: What, can't find another insult, Justin Bieber doer?

No-Longer-Friend: *storms off*

Me: :laugh3:

 

 

That was a real conversation I had with this totally random person that I kinda knew :D

Me: Hey, you ever heard of Coldplay?

Friend: Yeah, why?

Me: They're my all time favorite band!

Friend: No wonder you're a nerd

Me: Well us nerds get better grades than you do

Friend: You have issues

Me: I'm more interesting than you, Jerk

No-Longer-Friend: Crap-play lover!

Me: Lady Gaga kisser!

No-Longer-Friend: You... You... Crap-play lover!

Me: What, can't find another insult, Justin Bieber doer?

No-Longer-Friend: *storms off*

Me: :laugh3:

 

 

That was a real conversation I had with this totally random person that I kinda knew :D

 

 

CLASSIC :laugh3:

thats so funny

 

i havent had any insults because ppl know that they wont live for long

My mom saw me listening to Trouble once and she said something like "Please someone save that guy, he sings like he's severly ill"

And that Coldplay is gay, AGAIN

every time i listen to coldplay (which is anytime im listening to music) this one friend goes "they have nothing to complain about!" , but then i asked him if hed heard any coldplay song and he said only viva la vida and admitted it wasnt whinny and i told him to stop basing all his opinions off of stuff he saw on family guy

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