So, what is the worst Coldplay insult you have ever heard (and we all know that there are many).

 

I will start

 

- Coldplay is music to slit your wrists to :veryangry2:

Coldplay is just a cheap imitation of Radiohead

Coldplay is just a cheap imitation of U2

Coldplay is just a cheap imitation of Muse

Coldplay is just a cheap imitation of Travis

Coldplay is gay

Coldplay stole from Joe Satriani

Coldplay can suck my balls

 

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So, what is the worst Coldplay insult you have ever heard (and we all know that there are many).

 

I will start

 

- Coldplay is music to slit your wrists to :veryangry2:

 

No it's not at all.

That Coldplay is gay :wtf: I heard it a few people saying to me :disappointed:

the whole Coldplay is gay thing just shows a lack of creativity

That Coldplay is gay :wtf: I heard it a few people saying to me :disappointed:

 

It's even in the movie "40-year-old Virgin".

 

Tah-dah:

 

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Probably the stuff that flat out isn't true...I don't know how people can genuinely think that Chris cant sing, all their songs sound the same, their songs lack any melody etc.

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That couldn't be any further from the truth, so people who say that are

 

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Gay Coldplay , i was watching that movie with friends and my brothers and suddenly :O

 

Coldplay gay,i was like :shocked2:

 

but then thought :D Coldplay is as big as to be in movies talking about them :wacky:

My dad said that Chris sang like a dying moose in Live 2003

Most of my friends say they suck, and of course the whole "gay" thing

Coldplay is talentless.

Coldplay has no original song. (i.e. "stealing" from Satriani)

Coldplay plays too slow. They suck!

Shinedown and Kings Of Leon is better then Coldplay.

 

And you know..the Coldplay is gay thing. You know, guys that DO like Coldplay, show me that they have a brain xD

...and that they can be sensitive, and all that stuff.

Coldplay is just a cheap imitation of Radiohead

Coldplay is just a cheap imitation of U2

Coldplay is just a cheap imitation of Muse

Coldplay is just a cheap imitation of Travis

Coldplay is gay

Coldplay stole from Joe Satriani

Coldplay can suck my balls

 

:( :cry:

 

Haha.

That Coldplay is the best band in the world.

That is obviously not true that even they know it. So to give them such extreme praise would be an insult.

best AND biggest band in the world ;)

That Coldplay is the best band in the world.

That is obviously not true that even they know it. So to give them such extreme praise would be an insult.

 

BUT they are the best!:P

 

anyways,

 

ugh i hate it when people say that they are boring!:angry:

and that if you listen to coldplay you're depressed and gay. :thinking:

and that their last album is so stupid because you heard it everwhere.

 

weird people

and that if you listen to coldplay you're depressed and gay. :thinking:

and that their last album is so stupid because you heard it everwhere.

 

weird people

 

Brainless people!:dozey:

I've had a few people bash on Chris Martin. :angry:

 

I've heard things like:

 

" He tries too hard to be Bono"

"He is a conceited douche" (Which I don't understand. Chris is one of the most humble people I've seen.)

"He's married to Gwyneth Paltrow, how could anyone like a man married to a bitch?"

 

People are dumb.

chris sings as if he is going to die.

That they're music isn't technically difficult, therefore sucks (don't really understand that argument-even if it were true, which it isn't, it could still be good music to listen to...)

 

Coldplay will make you fat (pretty sure my guy friend just says this to piss me off :p)

 

Coldplay is gay/stupid/no talent/etc...take your pick, insert an adjective.

 

What is fun though, is my roommate never liked them, and said their music is slow & depressing...until I dragged her to the concert last July. Lets just say I hear Coldplay from her room all the time now ;) she was like, that concert was SO AMAZING. :) haha i love it when Im right...

My friend hates Coldplay, I think its just because I love them - so thats the best way for him to torture (flirt with?) me.

 

Just now, on messenger:

He said: "pink floyd<33"

I said: "Coldplay <333"

And then he said: "awh, thanks for ruining my day, idiot. Bye." and logged off. :rolleyes:

I dont remember the things he has said, but here are some other quotes from the same guy:

"What kind of man has a first name as surname?"

"Coldplay is just crappy. I mean, I get sleepy just listening to it. That guitar player sucks!"

And once when he was really sad "Im listening to fix you. Its that bad." (Which was kind of cute as well, since he knows its my favorite song)

 

:facepalm:

My friends are pretty creative when it comes to insulting Coldplay:

"Coldplay is so bad, I'd rather cut my ears off than listening to those gays. They suck at everything, even at being bad.. You have to be really depressed right now, being able to listen to this without crying."

"Coldplay's for pussies."

 

That's probably the most pathetic one.

This thread is brilliant:laugh3: