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Worst Coldplay insults

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:stunned: I've got the write that down :escaping2:

 

The insults, or the responses?:P

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i remember peter dissed chris and his parents, and his ancestors on family guy

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bke080Q4S6c&feature=related]YouTube- Celebrities Peter doesn't like[/ame]

hahahaha i love the how to pwn coldplay insulting douches one. :awesome::awesome::awesome:

^ Agreed. It's brilliant.

 

Here's another insult :(

 

Coldplay is a mediocre imitation of Nickelback, Kings of Leon, and Shinedown.

 

:rolleyes:

^ LOLOL

 

Coldplay should wear make up next, since they've started wearing jackets. they would look like a bunch of dolls performing instead of a bunch of toy soldiers.

"You like all the stupid bands" :snobby:

:stunned: I've got the write that down :escaping2:

 

OMG! That's brilliat! Thanks, gonna use that often :)

i used to like family guy

i hadnt even seen that before.... but stopped watching family guy after i heard

"a 19 year old girl was raped and murdered"

 

Peter " awww look see everyones getting laid except me"

 

i was so mad i thew my shoe at the tv. seriosly wanted to kick a baby it was sooo not funny

 

OMG! That's brilliat! Thanks, gonna use that often :)

you should make some q cards and carry them around just incase

How to pwn Coldplay insulting douches[/color]

 

Coldplays Music is Gay!

--Really? I didnt know sound waves had a sexual preference

 

I mean the band is Gay

--really? all four of them? even though theyre all married with kids? what a coincidence

 

Coldplay is depressing?

--really because i listen to it and it brightens my day, makes sitting in class with assholes like you almost tolarable

 

Coldplay sucks?

Musical Fascist Prick says what now?

 

You know how I know your gay?

Um... i have a boyfriend

You listen to coldplay

 

You know how i know youre an idiot?

you get all your insults from The 40 Year Old Virgin, that movie came out like 2 years ago, grow a brain stem

 

This is great :thumbsup:

@ViVA Child, those comebacks are awesome :D Heaps of people insult me because I like Coldplay/insult the band (which I actually hate more than when people insult me :veryangry2: ) so I'm TOTALLY going to use those :laugh3:

no prob

 

 

see Chris said he felt bad about kids on the playground getting teased for liking Coldplay

 

but the thing is

 

if you talk shit about Coldplay in front of me

 

.... I dont get mad or sad

 

...I kick your Ass!

 

I encourage everyone to do the same

 

there aint no ass kicking like a coldplayer ass kicking

 

whats funny is, the only ones who usually talk shit about them in front of me are the Maggots (Slipknot clique)

 

so i call their band Slipnuts

and Slip cannot

...and also say that corey taylors thick neck and round, bald pointed head looks like a penis

that shuts them up pretty quick

How to pwn Coldplay insulting douches[/color]

 

Coldplays Music is Gay!

--Really? I didnt know sound waves had a sexual preference

 

I mean the band is Gay

--really? all four of them? even though theyre all married with kids? what a coincidence

 

Coldplay is depressing?

--really because i listen to it and it brightens my day, makes sitting in class with assholes like you almost tolarable

 

Coldplay sucks?

Musical Fascist Prick says what now?

 

You know how I know your gay?

Um... i have a boyfriend

You listen to coldplay

 

You know how i know youre an idiot?

you get all your insults from The 40 Year Old Virgin, that movie came out like 2 years ago, grow a brain stem

 

You're a genius! I'm so going to use these! :sneaky:

"You like all the stupid bands" :snobby:

 

oh that i heard so many times :sad:

Wow, seems Chris was right when he said that kids get abuse for liking Coldplay - I thought it was just me :o I don't get why everyone hates them so much, I mean they're one of the best bands ever - what's not to like? A hot and brilliant bassist (:wink3:), a gorgeous lead singer, an amazing guitarist and an incredible drummer - not to mention the fact that each one of them has more talent in their little finger than most bands do in their entire line up!!! So yeah, I just ignore people who insult me/Coldplay now - it's obvious they wouldn't know good music if it hit them, and also, if I like them then that's what matters, not what everyone else thinks :D

Wow, seems Chris was right when he said that kids get abuse for liking Coldplay - I thought it was just me :o I don't get why everyone hates them so much, I mean they're one of the best bands ever - what's not to like? A hot and brilliant bassist (:wink3:), a gorgeous lead singer, an amazing guitarist and an incredible drummer - not to mention the fact that each one of them has more talent in their little finger than most bands do in their entire line up!!! So yeah, I just ignore people who insult me/Coldplay now - it's obvious they wouldn't know good music if it hit them, and also, if I like them then that's what matters, not what everyone else thinks :D

 

Their bass player and guitarist arn't very good.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6aqant3MxuA]YouTube- Never Mind The Buzzcocks - Cold Sores vs Coldplay[/ame]

 

:laugh4:

 

 

"he thinks he's a notebook"

YouTube- Never Mind The Buzzcocks - Cold Sores vs Coldplay[/url]

 

:laugh4:

 

 

"he thinks he's a notebook"

 

Lmao you tell them Fielding!

Wow, seems Chris was right when he said that kids get abuse for liking Coldplay - I thought it was just me :o I don't get why everyone hates them so much, I mean they're one of the best bands ever - what's not to like? A hot and brilliant bassist (:wink3:), a gorgeous lead singer, an amazing guitarist and an incredible drummer - not to mention the fact that each one of them has more talent in their little finger than most bands do in their entire line up!!! So yeah, I just ignore people who insult me/Coldplay now - it's obvious they wouldn't know good music if it hit them, and also, if I like them then that's what matters, not what everyone else thinks :D

 

 

I completely agree.

HOLY CRAP! eyebrowy.com^ :laugh3:

 

behold

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cesRCBgLrpE]YouTube- Natural Born Singers - eyebrowy.com[/ame]

"none of your supermarket sheeeeiiiiiiitteee" :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

:confused:

is that made by irish people?

 

I have no idea

 

i guess the :confused: is a disliking

 

:thinking: hmm.... made me giggle

I'm pretty sure it is,

especially if it has comics about the tv show The Panel ( :heart: )

and on loads of irish acts.

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