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Worst Coldplay insults

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People who say that Coldplay are gay lack creativity when coming up with comebacks. That means that my whole school are mindless idiots. Yay.

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Coldplay is just a cheap imitation of Radiohead

Coldplay is just a cheap imitation of U2

Coldplay is just a cheap imitation of Muse

Coldplay is just a cheap imitation of Travis

Coldplay is gay

Coldplay stole from Joe Satriani

Coldplay can suck my balls

 

:( :cry:

 

this. Ive heard it many times. People who say that can kiss my ass

ohyeah my bf doesn't like coldplay at all, he's always telling me it makes him feel sleepy :P

My mom always tells me Chris' foot is being smashed in all his songs 'cause he sounds like he's in total pain :lol:

all the stuff up there ^

mainly coldplay is depressing, coldplay is music to slit wrists etc etc

the people's faces make me depressed usually :laugh3:

i just make them listen to viva, lit ii etc if they say that...

it just annoys me, because they don't actually take the time to listen to a lot of their songs, they just judge it... i find its usually people who listen to x factor singers/kesha-type people who say that :P

People who say that Coldplay are gay lack creativity when coming up with comebacks. That means that my whole school are mindless idiots. Yay.

 

OH my god. True that. I hate my school :P

People who say that Coldplay are gay lack creativity when coming up with comebacks. That means that my whole school are mindless idiots. Yay.

 

Same here. It's only my friend and I that like Coldplay, and maybe two others that think they're straight. :rolleyes:

 

 

all the stuff up there ^

mainly coldplay is depressing, coldplay is music to slit wrists etc etc

the people's faces make me depressed usually :laugh3:

i just make them listen to viva, lit ii etc if they say that...

it just annoys me, because they don't actually take the time to listen to a lot of their songs, they just judge it... i find its usually people who listen to x factor singers/kesha-type people who say that :P

 

Don't even get me started on Kesha's music! :laugh3:

I'm a 16 year old girl and like all of my friends love JLS and said that JLS are more talented the Coldplay. I was so angry! They justified it by saying JLS could dance (!) could sing better than Chris Martin and at least all of the member do something whereas in Coldplay only one guy does something.

 

I'm still livid!

^ :shocked2:

 

What... how... WHY?! How could any justify saying JLS (one of the worst bands out there, no offence to anyone who likes them!) are BETTER than COLDPLAY?! OMG, I know it's stunned me because I'm using so many caps :laugh3: But seriously, no one in their right mind would say that... it's just not right :confused: Anyone else not seeing any truth in that statement? I mean, Coldplay play better - FAR better - music, the lead singer's in a completely different league to the little pretty boy wannabe in JLS and as for their dancing, well the whole point is it's meant to be MUSIC. Does what it says on the tin :lol: I'm just shocked that anyone could even think of saying something like that. Need to go lie down in a dark room now :laugh3:

Oh and to add to that mini-rant, the boys in Coldplay do more than JLS could ever dream of... Will goes hell-fire at those drums, Jonny's guitar playing is legendary and Guy... well Guy is just perfect in every single way!

Same here. It's only my friend and I that like Coldplay, and maybe two others that think they're straight. :rolleyes:

 

 

wonderful we're 4 to hate our school!!!!!:D

(let's make a Coldplaying school!!!!)

 

 

Don't even get me started on Kesha's music! :laugh3:

 

" Kesha's music":lol::lol::lol:

I think that "alien" is annoying, really have you ever heard a thing called "blah blah blah" :confused: (btw if you didn't... don't!) or the thing with tik tok !? (thing I'll never understand!)

 

and...for JLS:

Oh and to add to that mini-rant, the boys in Coldplay do more than JLS could ever dream of... Will goes hell-fire at those drums, Jonny's guitar playing is legendary and Guy... well Guy is just perfect in every single way!

 

THIS!

Coldplay is depressing

Coldplay has made you stupid

Coldplay is gay

Coldplay is for idiots

If you like Coldplay that much, you should get a new life

Buuu my teacher told me that Coldplay is music for elevators.........buuuuuuuu

and my other teacher told me that Coldplay is music for weddings and 15 años ... THAT is very very insulting in my county because...... dear god you don't want to hear that music... like "QUE LEVANTE LA MANO OEO"... gosh , but I didn't took it very siriously 'coz that teacher went to see them at Mexico City the 7th.. jaja:rolleyes:

Buuu my teacher told me that Coldplay is music for elevators.........

 

Is that because it's very uplifting?:P

Who is JLS? Jamie Lynn Spears? Jonny Loves ShortCAKE?

 

Just

Like

Shit

 

:rolleyes:

I have heard many insults :S!!!

 

Since I'm from Mexico most of my friends like latin music and all that stuff that I dont... so, liking Coldplay makes me the weird one

 

Things I've heard:

 

Coldplay is gay, if you like Coldplay so are you.

Coldplay makes me sleep, if for some reason I'm very tired I can listen to Coldplay and I'll get to rest.

 

And the brand new insults since Coldplay is achieving popularity after Viva La Vida was released:

Coldplay is "comercial" music. People like it just because everyone likes it, not because it is good. <-- That's a really bad one since I like Coldplay before they were popular in my city!

Coldplay is on drugs

Viva la vida is a stupid song , it's the same riff the whole song

 

:cry:

Coldplay makes me sleep, if for some reason I'm very tired I can listen to Coldplay and I'll get to rest.

 

I fall asleep to Coldplay every night. But not because I find it boring...but because it's the thing I love the most...it relaxes me...and puts my mind at ease...It makes life brighter. Me being an insomniac, it's the only thing I've found that helps.

How to pwn Coldplay insulting douches

 

Coldplays Music is Gay!

--Really? I didnt know sound waves had a sexual preference

 

I mean the band is Gay

--really? all four of them? even though theyre all married with kids? what a coincidence

 

Coldplay is depressing?

--really because i listen to it and it brightens my day, makes sitting in class with assholes like you almost tolarable

 

Coldplay sucks?

Musical Fascist Prick says what now?

 

You know how I know your gay?

Um... i have a boyfriend

You listen to coldplay

 

You know how i know youre an idiot?

you get all your insults from The 40 Year Old Virgin, that movie came out like 2 years ago, grow a brain stem

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Coldplays Music is Gay!

--Really? I didnt know sound waves had a sexual preference

 

I mean the band is Gay

--really? all four of them? even though theyre all married with kids? what a coincidence

 

Coldplay is depressing?

--really because i listen to it and it brightens my day, makes sitting in class with assholes like you almost tolarable

 

Coldplay sucks?

Musical Fascist Prick says what now?

 

You know how I know your gay?

Um... i have a boyfriend

You listen to coldplay

 

You know how i know youre an idiot?

you get all your insults from The 40 Year Old Virgin, that movie came out like 2 years ago, grow a brain stem

 

:stunned: I've got the write that down :escaping2:

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