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Angst by coldplay

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Jonny looks like he's been photoshopped onto Dan Radcliffe's body (when he was in Equus)

 

Jonny has pants on. Dan did not. You do the common sense math!

 

At first I wasn't sure if that was shopped but I know Jonny is a bit chubby (which is perfectly fine), so I was like 'whaaaat... is it? ... I hope it isn't... IS IT?!?!'

 

Someone managed a convincing shop there, but an amusing one too.

I think it's a joke. It looks too much photoshopped to me.:dozey:

best one today, made my day :lol: £42, surprise surprise haha ;)

I know... but if only the shopped pic was real :cry::lol::P

I know... but if only the shopped pic was real :cry::lol::P

 

then you'll be a jonnygirl in an instant.

Happy April's fool, everyone :dozey:

then you'll be a jonnygirl in an instant.

 

Same thing would happen to me too :P

Yeah, this made me choke on food earlier... F*ckin fantastic! Jonny! :P

 

As soon as I read the tweet I knew it was a joke. Coldplay? Coming out with fragrances? Named Angst, no less? That's just... not very Coldplay-like. Hilarious, though! :laugh4:

then you'll be a jonnygirl in an instant.

 

Oooh yes, again not that the slightly chub is bad or anything, it's just that if said shooped pic was real it would add... extra incentive to jonnygirl-dom.

Same thing would happen to me too :P

 

Me three..I guess :confused:

 

Oooh yes, again not that the slightly chub is bad or anything, it's just that if said shooped pic was real it would add... extra incentive to jonnygirl-dom.

 

exactly :tongue:

:laugh4: No paranoia or insomnia by Chris Martin.

 

 

Well, it'll keep the Jonny fan girls happy. :nice:

I think jonny have no idea that they use his foto to promote the "perfume" :laugh3:

I know... but if only the shopped pic was real :cry::lol::P

 

Hehe.

 

If that was really Jonny's bod imagine what Mister-I-run-on-a-treadmill-whilst it's-switched-off-and-power-it with-my-legs' body would be like :wideeyed: :P

 

I love how they completely take the piss out of Chris:

 

Martin was quick to point out that there are bigger and better scents available, but that the band are simply trying to make the best aroma they can, for their own pleasure. "If anyone else likes it," he explained, "then that's a bonus".

 

Haha, he says something along those lines every album :lol:

It never occurred to me that it was April fools day!!! At first I was thinking "What the Hell?" But now I'm laughing .... ha they actually tricked me there. :lol:

I think jonny have no idea that they use his foto to promote the "perfume" :laugh3:

 

this.

 

wonder what jonny's reaction will be? he'll probably laugh his arse off...:laugh3::laugh3:

 

 

or realise how hot he his with that bod and starts a routine to trim the flabs. :P

I wanted my own Angst :bigcry:

Jonny is amazing :wacky:

*love Coldplay sense of humor* :P

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