How do you approach a girl without looking like a complete asshole?

 

/srs

Chloroform?

How do you approach a girl without looking like a complete asshole?

 

/srs

 

Try humour. But the funny kind, not the gross kind :P Usually, a girl melts for a funny guy. But don't exagerate either or she'll just think you're annoying.

Try "Pull my finger" who doesn't love a good fart joke?!

Well, as previously said, humour could be a good option!

But maybe that fart jokes don't work with all girls lol

It only works with sophisticated girls :thinking:

the louder the fart, the sexier you appear.

I tried to ask a guy out with humor, He never spoke to me again.

Doesn't work the other way around, does it?

Yeah right?

Keep giving such nice tips, William will thank you guys later

just happy to help him. :nice:

I tried to ask a guy out with humor, He never spoke to me again.

Doesn't work the other way around, does it?

 

Three words. Pull. My. Finger.

They just want us to be .. big.. :anxious:

i'm sorry. :sad:

 

 

 

 

 

 

see look, i'm horrible when it comes to guys.

:awesome:

 

I like a challenge. :smartass:

 

We should start a club.

Oh poor Chris

 

(can I join? :sad:)

:laugh4: a challenge, i'm a bitch, aren't I ? D:

:laugh4: a challenge, i'm a bitch, aren't I ? D:

Well parking tickets are a challenge. And you are a parking ticket for sure, cause you got FINE written all over you. :charming:

 

the louder the fart, the sexier you appear.

Okay now we're definitely not flirting.

Well parking tickets are a challenge. And you are a parking ticket for sure, cause you got FINE written all over you. :charming:

 

 

Okay now we're definitely not flirting.

:laugh4:

oh bad chat up lines, you gotta love them....and by love i mean hate :nice:

 

 

 

awhh :sad:

:laugh4:

oh bad chat up lines, you gotta love them....and by love i mean hate :nice:

You're not susceptible to my pick-up lines? :stunned: What do I do?

 

Online that's all I got, you can't see my 8-pack or award-winning smile from the internets :disappointed:

^I didn't realize that you're a dude..

Thanks.

You're not susceptible to my pick-up lines? :stunned: What do I do?

 

Online that's all I got, you can't see my 8-pack or award-winning smile from the internets :disappointed:

i'm just the heartless bitch in this situation. :disappointed:

 

 

awh damn!

...though to be honest i don't like abs :sick:

 

But i do like smiles :cheesy:

^I didn't realize that you're a dude..

 

:lol:!

^I didn't realize that you're a dude..

 

I get this all the time :disappointed:

 

There's still something slightly castrating being told you look like a chick, even on the internet.:\

How do you approach a girl without looking like a complete asshole?

 

/srs

 

Aw Willyilly, you just gotta be yourself. :wacko: You a fun, awesome guy, I don't see why you would look like an asshole. :confused:

i'm just the heartless bitch in this situation. :disappointed:

 

 

awh damn!

...though to be honest i don't like abs :sick:

 

But i do like smiles :cheesy:

Nah, I think you're the sweetest girl in the world :shy:

 

[/subtle charm]

 

Well that's great, cuz the 8-pack is root beer in my fridge. I'm a biceps guy anyway :charming:

 

Well in that case...:D (shows off recently brace-removed teeth)

 

 

There's still something slightly castrating being told you look like a chick, even on the internet.:\

Yeah. :(

How do you approach a girl without looking like a complete asshole?

 

/srs

If this guy can do it:

 

 

 

anyone can.

Sorry :sad:

You're very.. manly. :nice: