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PFF! .. Wait, I think that was me :uhoh:

 

 

 

Ah, yes.. um.. Gee Marie, that's a nice shirt you are wearing.. *spills water on it*

OH LOOK AT DAT ITS ALL WET.

 

 

:uhoh:

 

I tried :bigcry:

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Yes it was.

 

 

My shirt's black, though luck :dozey:

Do you have that much sex with your wives? :uhoh:

"It hurts so fuckin good"..

 

You can still see stuff :snobby:

 

Not as much as you, really.

Most of them are like cuddly wives, all they want is for me to tell them I love them and to come home with the bacon.

I seem to always be the husband :disappointed:

You like it the hard way, I see.

 

 

Really? Oh I'm sorry, I think I have to change shirt, this one's wet. Mind helping me pick one?

 

Well I like cuddling too, but you consider me as your whore :disappointed:

Yes I do.

First let me help you take it off.

Oh shit, everything is wet! :sad:

 

Let me rephrase,

They don't fuck me.

 

And I don't consider you a whore, more like a sex buddie.

Everything? :surprised: You might as well help me with that too!

 

 

Hahahaha. I lol'd.

 

 

Meh. I guess you're right then.

This is where we stop, because it gets too dirty.

Even for us.

 

OR A FUCK BUDDY! Like in the 40 year old Virgin! :awesome:

 

On another topic,

Did you get into Regina Spektor or something? :wacky:

I don't think this is too pervy for us :disappointed: but yeah it deff is for coldplaying.

 

 

haha sex buddy.. fuckfriend.. what's the difference?

 

 

Well I already liked her before, why do you ask? :wacky:

True, I just don't want to hurt the little minds.

 

 

*GASP*

I love her too :heart:

My name is in the title of this thread and I do not condone such behaviour!

^ I agree with the girl with the mask.

 

 

And I had alread told you, Anette :P

Really?.. I forget.. I don't eat enough brocolis.

 

Alrighty :uneasy:

It's okay :kiss: I bet your music taste changed a bit since the last time we talked about music.

What bands are you into?

Uuhhhh... Just that I like MGMT now.

That's pretty much it.

 

I have a list of bands I want to get into though.. there all in post-its.

 

You?

Don't tell me you're only listening ot MGMT? :uhoh:

 

 

Well lately, I got into Goldheart Assembly, The Temper Trap and a bit of Editors. Pretty good bands. :heart: And of course the usual, like Coldplay, Muse, Damien Rice, Thirteen Senses, etc.

Well, Of course I listen to other bands.. just.. well..

Now I'm listening to alot of MGMT.

 

My iPod has a few songs of alot of various artists. :uhoh:

I don't really have alot of bands that I like.

 

Which is why i made a list.

 

I'm not listening to alot of Coldplay though.

Well what would you say they are, these bands you like? Coldplay, MGMT, Respekt..?

 

And what does that list look like?

 

 

Bad coldplayer :whip:

HEY MGMT IS ONLINE IN MYSPACE :cheesy:

 

Yeah, Its usually that.. and the Beatles..

*sigh*.. IM LIKE 15 CUT ME A BREAK! YOUR LIKE 18! :bigcry:

YOU HAVE MORE EXPERIENCE IN MUSIC AND STUFF.

 

*ehem*

The Killers

Muse

Arcade Fire

Imogen Heap

Tori Amos

Mew

Pink Floyd

Metric

Radiohead

White Stripes

Appartajik

Sigur Ros

 

Hey, atleast I'm trying :disappointed:

I imagine every Coldplay goes through it.. They're still my all time favorite band.

Hahaha, it doesn't mean anything, I still listened to more music than that when I was your age. AND OMFG I'VE BEEN FUCKING WITH AN 15 YEARS OLD? :o

 

Haha all good bands :wacky:

I told you, right?.. Maybe I lied at told you I was older :P

I use to say I was older back then.

 

Thank you :tongue:

I'm excited for Pink Floyd.

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