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How many people have had sex since I left?

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I don't have enough fingers to count them all.

*picks Anette up and brings her to bed*

 

 

Noche de sexo :cheesy:

 

Mucho mucho sexo :cheesy:

Pero luego me emociono y luego no puedo dormir :disappointed:

Aah que triste. Tendremos que tener sexo otra vez despues.. :wacko:

How many languages do you speak woman? :stunned:

 

You got it right the first time. But apparently you don't want my kiss :snobby:

Oooh did I? :blush:

Okay so we're both over 18, I guess that's not a problem :kiss:

 

Btw, I'm following you on twitter!

How many languages do you speak woman? :stunned:

 

 

Oooh did I? :blush:

Okay so we're both over 18, I guess that's not a problem :kiss:

 

Btw, I'm following you on twitter!

 

3 and a half :lol:

 

 

:blush:

:kiss:

 

Really? :thinking: I don't think I got any message saying you did. :uhoh:

 

EDIT: I did, I'm following you too now :wacky:

Pero quiero sexo ahora :angry:

Me quedo despierta :snobby:

Ahora? pero estoy hecho pelvo, he tenido sexo toda la noche con una mujer que me habia dicho que estaba ti :uhoh:

 

 

did that even make sense?

 

I'll do the work.

 

I understood that you had sex with yourself.

:thinking: I'm positive I didn't say that.

 

I had sex with someone who claimed to be you. :uhoh:

Well she first massaged my back like you did and put a blindolfd on my eyes... :uhoh: Her touch was like yours.. so I was convinced she was you :disappointed:

No one can have my touch.

 

But oh well, one of a thousand who have fucked you.

Well, that's true, you are quite unique and only you can take me there that way.. I was wondering why 'you' failed last night and why it was lame, compared to usual :thinking:

 

 

Hey. I can count the people I had sex with on my fingers :snobby:

:blush:

 

You said that you couldn't count with you're fingers.

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I should definitely rename this. :blank:

Yes, Imke, to what?

 

:blush:

 

You said that you couldn't count with you're fingers.

 

I said I couldn't count the people who had sex in my fingers, but the people I had sex with are easily countable :smug:

I stand corrected.

 

I'd say Marie's and Anettes fantastic sex thread.

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Well ... the title is misleading. :blank:

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