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Well Reilly and you, Imke, don't come here all that often anymore. So in the meanwhile, we're getting some distraction, Anette and I :escaping:

Where are you with Reilly, btw? Have you guys talked?

I feel like a missing piece of the puzzle has been solved in my brain.

? :uhoh:

remember that we're divorced?

If i explained what I meant It would be way to long :kiss:

 

Yes, I know.

Its better this way, makes me feel naughty.

Well I could listen to your sexy voice all day long, baby :kiss:

 

 

Yeah me too.

So what did you mean? :uhoh:

I'm going to sound like a loser noob, Its not even that important anyways.

When Imke said the title was misleading, I didn't understand so I just said "true"

Then I realized it said "Reilly and Imke need sex counselling"

Then you came along and said "Where are you with Reilly"

So i thought "Oh, there an item" :thinking:

 

With all of this information, now I understood why she said it what misleading :blank:

Then I thought I should have posted "More like, Marie and Anette need sex counselling"

 

 

:blank:

:uhoh:

 

3 and a half :lol:

 

 

:blush:

:kiss:

 

Really? :thinking: I don't think I got any message saying you did. :uhoh:

 

EDIT: I did, I'm following you too now :wacky:

What's the half? :wacko:

 

Héhé maintenant on se suit :wink3:

I'm going to sound like a loser noob, Its not even that important anyways.

When Imke said the title was misleading, I didn't understand so I just said "true"

Then I realized it said "Reilly and Imke need sex counselling"

Then you came along and said "Where are you with Reilly"

So i thought "Oh, there an item" :thinking:

 

With all of this information, now I understood why she said it what misleading :blank:

Then I thought I should have posted "More like, Marie and Anette need sex counselling"

 

 

:blank:

 

Oooh I see.

 

:uhoh:

 

 

What's the half? :wacko:

 

Héhé maintenant on se suit :wink3:

 

German :P

 

Ouep, et de très proche :wink3::lol:

Oh really? I already warn you it won't turn me on if you speak german with Imke :tongue:

 

God, what did I do?^^

Comparado a ti Amy?.. pff! :rolleyes:

Donde esta Marie?, se me antoja a cojearla :sneaky:

 

 

I'm terrible at english and spanish :blank:

cojearla?oo whats that??:sneaky:

:lol:compared to me..well you still have more sex than me...I think!:smug:

now Marie...phew Marie is out there every night!! I see her roaming the streets :sick:

 

 

:lol:

Oh really? I already warn you it won't turn me on if you speak german with Imke :tongue:

 

God, what did I do?^^

 

Awww :(

 

Hahahahaha, you have no idea what you got into :P

 

:wink3:tres sexy

 

French? :surprised:

 

MARIE

how many languages do you speak?:rolleyes:

 

NETTE Usted tiene demasiado sexo.

 

3 and a half :P

 

Comparado a ti Amy?.. pff! :rolleyes:

Donde esta Marie?, se me antoja a cojearla :sneaky:

 

 

I'm terrible at english and spanish :blank:

 

Awww, aqui estoyyy :D

 

So am i. :blank:

 

cojearla?oo whats that??:sneaky:

:lol:compared to me..well you still have more sex than me...I think!:smug:

now Marie...phew Marie is out there every night!! I see her roaming the streets :sick:

 

 

:lol:

 

Meh, we all know you have a secret sex life, Amy :rolleyes:

Puh-lease, I am no street whore :whip:

cojearla?oo whats that??:sneaky:

:lol:compared to me..well you still have more sex than me...I think!:smug:

now Marie...phew Marie is out there every night!! I see her roaming the streets :sick:

 

 

:lol:

 

It means fuck :kiss:

^You used a bad word :surprised:

Yeah, Like you've never said the work fuck.

Especially when you're fucking me.

I never did :blank:

When I'm fucking you, I tend to yell your name, you see.

 

 

 

 

Didn't we say we should stop with all that perviness? :uhoh:

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