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Asylum

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Yeah I don't remember very well, but I was under the impression you were 16 :P

I wouldn't have had all that sex with you if I new you were so young :uhoh:

 

I think you might like Pink Floyd, indeed :nice:

 

Hmm I don't knwo that band.

Thats like.. *counts fingers* .. 3 years :P

Party pooper.

 

I FELL INLOVE WITH A BEAUTIFUL HIGHWAY <3

That's a lot :uneasy:

Well that was illegal :disappointed:

 

 

I fall in lovewith humans, you're allowed to fall for whatever you want.

You changed your username :surprised: Why? :uhoh:

what was the thread's name before?

Uhm something like Reilly and Imke need a sex councillor//I've had shitloads of pills.

 

by the name change for this thread..I can go back here.

 

Wut :freak:

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Yup, I was high. :nice:

Hey foo, this is OUR thread, how dare you change the name without consulting :angry:

 

Don't hurt me :anxious:

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I can always change it again. :anxious:

ohhhhh. that creepy title thread. got it.

We're NOT a lost cause! :bigcry:

 

*Cries while humping Imke's leg* :disappointed:

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Oh gosh, are you a dog now? :wreck:

So that's what you're into? :sick:

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Not really, no. But I was never into you either. :sad:

:shocked:

 

You wanted to get into me?! :thinking: No wonder this never worked :sick:

 

Kinky freak :freak:

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Nah ah, this never worked because you're twisting my words around. :freak:

WHAT do you want to twist around?! :shocked2:

 

:wreck:

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Are you afraid now? :mellow:

Oh jesus yes! :disappointed:

So you two still need help I see?

 

I better not be your counsellor this time, as I'll end up screwing your thread, using bad words and flirting with everyone :disappointed:

 

 

 

 

 

I should just quit my job.

Haha a sex councillor who screws all their clients, this is a perfect porno plotline :idea2:

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I don't want anymore help, damn it. :bomb:

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