1000 things to do to get kicked out of an exam..

 

1000: Dance.

999: Turn on Pokemon SoulSilver, and turn the volume up LOUD

998: Challenge everyone in the room to a duel!

997: Scream "OH MY GOD HE'S GONNA RAPE ME" at everyone; including girls.

996: scream, "I know this one!" for every question you answer

995: Snore

994: Rip up your paper

993: Read out all the questions, and then your answers.

991: Poke the person in front of you

990: text

989, crack open a tinny

988 sing

987: make monkey noises

986: cheat

992 (since it got skipped): Shit on your exam paper and then proclaim it a useless piece of crap, and refuse to take it.

 

999: Turn on Pokemon SoulSilver, and turn the volume up LOUD

 

NO not always works my DS has no sound

985: Do the viva chant, LOUD

985: you can puke :surprised:

984: Eat a banana.

983: constantly say 'pshhhhhhht'

982: Impersonate Mick Jagger.

982: stand up. go to the front of the class. take your books. sit down.

981: Take a picture with your cell phone camera

980: act like you are the teacher

979: Spam :devil:

978: be like Erika :snobby: