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NEVER!

....i didnt feel like inserting a crying smiley

 

chris wont die tho......

 

 

 

after all hes got the entire left half of the supermasion to himself right? :D

 

 

i wonder whos idea the superhouse was :rolleyes:

 

 

SEE WHY WE HATE HER!? :mean:

 

I do.

 

I don't hate her but I am not her fan either, now if CP breaks up cuz of her... that'd be totally different.

I was going to react here...at this thread particularly...but I need to pause first :laugh:

I'll admit this on any level that I'm TOTALLY Jealous of Mrs. Paltrow. Not my fault her husband is cheating on her in my dreams :rolleyes:

*raised hand*

 

GWYNETH? :cheesy:

 

She should have posted that on her website :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You've made me curious and I think I'll go read some stuff there one of these days :P

I'll admit this on any level that I'm TOTALLY Jealous of Mrs. Paltrow. Not my fault her husband is cheating on her in my dreams :rolleyes:

 

Hope you meant Mrs. Martin :P

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I was going to react here...at this thread particularly...but I need to pause first :laugh:

 

oh dear.... react in what way?

I think she meant like calling us crazy people or something.... maybe? :shrug:

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I do.

 

I don't hate her but I am not her fan either, now if CP breaks up cuz of her... that'd be totally different.

 

if CP breaks up because of her I will poll volt over her superfence and kick her macrobiotic ass

 

and slip bacon bits filled with nitrates into her salad when she least expects it :evilgrin:

oh dear.... react in what way?

um I think I'm giving you an inside joke here--you need to read her site first ; )

As someone said before... what really matters is that she doesn't cause the band to break up.

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i tried to but my eyes kept glazing over and my pulse flatlined and i fell asleep everytime

 

are you mocking her or us?

 

i dont read gwenyths spinneths

if CP breaks up because of her I will poll volt over her superfence and kick her macrobiotic ass

 

and slip bacon bits filled with nitrates into her salad when she least expects it :evilgrin:

 

 

Hahaha! :P

 

um I think I'm giving you an inside joke here--you need to read her site first ; )

 

You've read stuff from her site? :wideeyed:

 

Is it like that video in the previous page?

if CP breaks up because of her I will poll volt over her superfence and kick her macrobiotic ass

 

and slip bacon bits filled with nitrates into her salad when she least expects it :evilgrin:

 

 

 

:laugh3:

As someone said before... what really matters is that she doesn't cause the band to break up.

 

This.

Hahaha! :P

 

 

 

You've read stuff from her site? :wideeyed:

 

Is it like that video in the previous page?

yeap I just started to read stuff, but no video..I would wannna see that video tho. lol.

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yeap I just started to read stuff, but no video..I would wannna see that video tho. lol.

 

its on the 1st or second page of this thread

yeap I just started to read stuff, but no video..I would wannna see that video tho. lol.

 

YOU. MUST. WATCH. IT.

its on the 1st or second page of this thread

no, I mean does Gwyneth have a VIDEO of that one TOO?

Hope you meant Mrs. Martin :P

 

I would say that....but you see...she's the one that didn't take his name :( If I was his wife, I'd be Allyssa Martin right now..not Allyssa Paltrow (if i was in her situation) xD

Why would CP break up now because of her? She's been around for 8 years. In fact they'd been a band for only 6 years before they got together.

 

Fair enough if you don't like her, plently of people don't.

I would say that....but you see...she's the one that didn't take his name :( If I was his wife, I'd be Allyssa Martin right now..not Allyssa Paltrow (if i was in her situation) xD

 

Haha gotcha!

Can anyone explain to me why is this thread in the Coldplay section?

It's enough that we have a thread dedicated to Gwyneth. We don't need another one.

 

Besides, confessing that you hate her makes you sound pathetic. Like Alexa said, most of the girls here hate her because she married Chris Martin.

Come on, even if he didn't, you won't get a chance anyway. It's just how it works.

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