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Gwyn sucks. That's all there is to it.

 

You're now one of my best friends.

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her eyes are so wide apart it reminds me of a goldfish.... quite scary

 

 

gwynet10.jpg

 

Ok, the caption on that one is kinda funny :P

She's probably going to confess she's a lesbian.

DO ET DO ET.

Its fun hating her.

 

DO ET DO EEEEET YOU LESBIAN SUCCUBUS WHORE.

so she's not pretentious? have you seen what she thinks children should have in their f****** lunchbox?? not everyone has all day to prepare lunchboxes..

I don't like Ellen either, actually.

 

But I watch her show. 'Cause there's nothing on at three. :bigcry:

 

 

 

I hope she confesses she's a lesbian. Or a man. She kind've looks like one. :cheesy:

I was going to post a picture of her ugliness but, it burned my eyes and no one here deserves to have their eyes burned.

I was going to post a picture of her ugliness but, it burned my eyes and no one here deserves to have their eyes burned.

 

Tis' quite true.

 

UGH, now she's going to be on the marriage ref. What the hell does she know about marriage? Nothing. I'm about 99% sure she's using her husband for his money, since she does a movie about once every ten years. (And that's probably mostly because nobody wants her crappy acting in their movies.)

 

UUughhhhhhIhateher.

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while i doubt shes using for him for money

I hardly think she's one to talk when it comes to happy marriages

I get that they dont want the paps snapping shots all the time but not being together ever just makes a shot of them even more rare and will ony make the paps worse

 

I just think it sucks that Chris has to put up with this media circus when he goes out because hes married to some celebrity has-been

You know that wouldnt happen if he was married to someone else. Whens the last time yyou saw Matt Bellamy or Brandon Flowers splashed across the front of a Tabloid?

 

He looks so unhappy lately.... I worry for him.

I agree.

 

I don't like to make assumptions, but I'm assuming the only reason they've been married so long is the children. Chris would die for those kids to have a happy life.

Yeah. If he'd only just married a non-Gwyneth, like everyone else in the band and other bands! :bomb: Then he wouldn't have to deal with her! Not saying I'd be his perfect wife, but I'm sure there's someone out there that's better than her!

Like me?????:rolleyes::wink3::wacky::angel::mellow::dance::surprised::surprised:

Why a fucking actress? plus that she only acts every century, but thats in every magzine issue every week for her rich spoiled lifestyle, and her "looks" when she looks like a fucking twig.

 

I'd wish he would marry a musician, like.. anything other than Gwyneth Paltrow.

I mean, just saying her name already tells you a category of what kind of woman she is.

All glam, but no talent.

 

A succubus is what she is, I tell ya' what.

Tis' quite true.

 

UGH, now she's going to be on the marriage ref. What the hell does she know about marriage? Nothing. I'm about 99% sure she's using her husband for his money, since she does a movie about once every ten years. (And that's probably mostly because nobody wants her crappy acting in their movies.)

 

UUughhhhhhIhateher.

 

I ventured into the Gwyneth thread and apparently (and I quote) she said 'that she sleeps like a baby next to Chris' *vomit*

 

Is it just me or has she started to talk A LOT more about their relationship lately? :thinking:

 

Somebody's trying way too hard to act like things are perfect, imo.

 

:escaping:

I know! She let Letterman show pictures of Moses! I thought Chris wanted for him and his kids to be out of the spotlight!

I thought of the theory why they got married is because she got pitty from Chris because her father died.

 

I thought I sounded harsh when I thought of that.. but kind of makes sense..

Thats the only thing that explains how they "connected" when they met.

 

 

I LOVE MAKING UP THEORIES :wacky:

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