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Shh, just lie and make up something of why you don't like her.

The irony of it being 'Super Secret' and having a thread that clearly states that does make it funny.

You've got a point there :nice:

 

Thanks :nice:

 

Gena meant super secret (I think) because we usually hide our hatred.

But whats the point, having the thread just ruined the secret.

 

 

It's just fun hating her :wacky:

I don't know her, she doesn't know me..

So it's not like it affects anything in my life or of other people.

 

True dat. :tongue:

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It's not very super secret though.

 

This thread is a secret until Gwen finds out about it

:P

 

......I don't like her.

 

But only because I'm jealous that she gets Chris. :shame:

 

I never liked her to begin with

always was irritating

but now that Iron Man 2 is Out shes fucking EVERYWHERE!!!!!

Its like right after New Moon came out an I'd see Edward Cullens Rapist stare in the most random and unexpected places! ..and every time i was like/.......

nvm there really isnt a smiley available to illustrate that reaction

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^^I have to ask...

Emma, are you in this "Super Secret" Club with the quest to bring down Gwyneth(lolzzz) thing?

 

*looks for someone mentioning of a quest to bring down Goopy

 

....cant find it

:shrug:

all i see is some people taking the piss out of an annoying broad and having a laugh

Chris is not for me, loves the celebrity and I would have thought too much about my ex boyfriend... lol :thinking:

 

 

I do not come here because I'm not someone who hates people.

 

I can approve or disapprove just but I don't know much about her

 

 

But if we're talking professional actress anyway it's his worst role is Shallow Hal

 

because the thin, do not need to preach ?

Choose the actress fate is more logic and not disruptive to all poor girls fates, So I was also part

Theres a reason why we only have of Chris' wife.

And yeah, its all for the Lulz.

 

We're just making fun of it because it is Gwyneth Paltrow.

 

An actress that owns GOOP.

I mean srslys, its funny.

I don't hate her but I don't like her. And it's not really a Chrissy thing ;) If she makes him happy so okay, when not - .... I'm gonna buy a gun and start a war.

OK I wasn't a mod when this crap was started but I am now. This is disrespectful and not Coldplay related. I have received complaints. I'm not saying you can't be haters, but you can't be haters in here. So you can move to Lounge or A&E forum, but choose quickly or I will do it my self.

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OK I wasn't a mod when this crap was started but I am now. This is disrespectful and not Coldplay related. I have received complaints. I'm not saying you can't be haters, but you can't be haters in here. So you can move to Lounge or A&E forum, but choose quickly or I will do it my self.

 

... lol nice to know having an opinion and cracking jokes is disrespectful

 

the thread for kissing goopy's ass is no more relevant to coldplay than this one.

 

we are not hateful people just because we take the piss out of an annoying woman

just having a laugh... the entire point of this thread is for shits and giggles... a concept that has been lost on some people

 

 

if you dont like the thread dont enter it,

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If you go by that logic, then technically shouldn't the Gwyneth thread be moved? It's the same subject as this one, just with a less "disrespectful" opinion. :blank:

I love how whenever we pass an Iron Man 2 poster, my cousin is like;

"Hey theres the secretary that you love!, She's like your idol right"

And I'm like "INNORITE" :awesome:

 

I love sarcasm.

 

 

Oh, and the moving the thread thing.

See now, Gena is 100% right.

You say that a negative thread of Gwyneth Paltrow is irrelevant to Coldplay, then why the fuck do we have one of Gwyneth where they talk about Goop.com and every once in a while Chris, and when it is it's just about they're relationship.

NOBODY GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT THEY'RE MARRIAGE.

And if you say that "Oh, but Chris is part of Coldplay, so if anything of they're realtionship changes it affects Coldplay"

NO IT DOES NOT.

Coldplay has other 3 members (and Phil, in my point doesn't count, since he does not play an instrument).

Besides, I mean really, It's just for the Lulz.

Have you even read what we say? Damn it people, I already explained of how I don't actually hate her, and thats its just to make me laugh.

I'm sure when you had a crush on a boy, and found out he had a Girlfriend, you'd make fun of her for no reason, and it amused you.

Same goes with this thread, he just make fun of her for the FUCKING LULZ.

 

So, if you're going to change this thread to A&E, please change the Gwyneth thread to A&E too.

I love how whenever we pass an Iron Man 2 poster, my cousin is like;

"Hey theres the secretary that you love!, She's like your idol right"

And I'm like "INNORITE" :awesome:

 

I love sarcasm.

 

 

Oh, and the moving the thread thing.

See now, Gena is 100% right.

You say that a negative thread of Gwyneth Paltrow is irrelevant to Coldplay, then why the fuck do we have one of Gwyneth where they talk about Goop.com and every once in a while Chris, and when it is it's just about they're relationship.

NOBODY GIVES A RATS ASS ABOUT THEY'RE MARRIAGE.

And if you say that "Oh, but Chris is part of Coldplay, so if anything of they're realtionship changes it affects Coldplay"

NO IT DOES NOT.

Coldplay has other 3 members (and Phil, in my point doesn't count, since he does not play an instrument).

Besides, I mean really, It's just for the Lulz.

Have you even read what we say? Damn it people, I already explained of how I don't actually hate her, and thats its just to make me laugh.

I'm sure when you had a crush on a boy, and found out he had a Girlfriend, you'd make fun of her for no reason, and it amused you.

Same goes with this thread, he just make fun of her for the FUCKING LULZ.

 

So, if you're going to change this thread to A&E, please change the Gwyneth thread to A&E too.

 

Exactly. What's wrong with having some fun and laughing?

 

And most of the stuff in the Gwyneth thread is "Oh, what an adorable dress she wore!" or "God her hair looked terrible like that" "What beautiful legs" "She's so tall!". And maybe an occasional picture of her with Chris. At that point, shouldn't Beyonce have a thread in the Coldplay section? After all, look! She's with Chris!

 

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This thread is just another opinion about someone.

^Lolz ftw ~

 

I say we declare war :snobby:

The Gwyneth thread is still in Coldplay! :angry:

Witha thread or just spam all over the Gwyneth thread? :wacko:

Let's just do what this one says!

 

This is a stupid thread. I'll say this once and leave you to your 'hate'.

 

If you don't like her go whine in the Gywneth thread ( which isn't specifically for or against her) or make a group about it, not another thread about a person whose only impact on Coldplays music is as large as Jonny or Will's wives.

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