Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 You are retarded if you think i accused you of being racist. YOU ARE RACIST is very different from, "I hope you are not serious" go away you are ruining the thread and giving fellow americans a bad name this is why unfortunately good americans (and there are plenty of them on this board) have the stigma of being labelled stupid by the rest of the world. it isn't fair on your fellow american posters that you would portray them in that light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 also, you go on about how you shouldn't offend people, then call me a retard. don't you see the hypocrisy? you retard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way...through the driver's door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christopher Martin Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 I SAID I DONT KNOW HOW PEOPLE CAN FIND OFFENSIVE JOKES FUNNY YOU MORON. LEARN TO READ. Also the word retarded can be used without insulting the disabled at all, look up its definition. Why on earth do you think im American? and yes i will go away with pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 Want to hear a funny joke? Womens Rights Why can't women drive? Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, somebody already told her twice Why did God make women? You think he's gonna wash the dishes? Aw HAYELL Naw! How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher? When the old one expects you to "do your share" What do you call a woman with pigtails? A blowjob with handlebars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ricardo Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 lol 10 americans and 1 mexicans were on a plane, suddenly the pilot says they're having problems and they have to lose weight, so they get rid of the luggage, the seats and finally the floor. The passengers are forced to remain hanging from tubes. The pilot announcces again they need to loose weight, but not too much so the americans go: Throw the mexican! And the mexican says: Fine but first let me say somethin, Viva USA! and then the americans clapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 I SAID I DONT KNOW HOW PEOPLE CAN FIND OFFENSIVE JOKES FUNNY YOU MORON. LEARN TO READ. Also the word retarded can be used without insulting the disabled at all, look up its definition. Why on earth do you think im American? and yes i will go away with pleasure. because of your warped views on the iraq war good, bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Apparently Diarrhoea is hereditary. It runs in the jeans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christopher Martin Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 because of your warped views on the iraq war good, bye hahahahahaha you idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 hahahahahaha you idiot. i could have sworn you said you were leaving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdensestate Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 You know you're a redneck when loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrisonrules Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdensestate Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven Everyone's heard that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christopher Martin Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 i could have sworn you said you were leaving Yes but I was obviously going to reply to that ridiculous comment wasnt I. Now I will leave, Sorry for spoiling your fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven anyway it's still funny, even though it's racist :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 Yes but I was obviously going to reply to that ridiculous comment wasnt I. Now I will leave, Sorry for spoiling your fun. it is odd that you find my comments ridiculous yet several people have called yours the same thing. looks like you're on your own. bye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 anyway it's still fanny, even though it's racist :rolleyes: :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: please don't edit this edit: awww you edited :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." hey, it's not true :dozey: -you know why women are smarter than men? -you've never seen a women who married a men just because he had nice legs! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Chatterbox Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3: please don't edit this edit: awww you edited :( oh, now I see that a big mistake I've made :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 (better when read out loud) A man goes to a zoo. When he gets there, there is only one animal to see - a dog! It was a Shitzu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted July 14, 2010 Author Share Posted July 14, 2010 that's a classic :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_face_of_light Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 Old one, but I still love it What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape. :laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotdensestate Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 "Negros"? Seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harrisonrules Posted July 14, 2010 Share Posted July 14, 2010 another old joke a man approaches his son and says "if you keep masterbating, you're gonna go blind" the son looks up and says "over here dad" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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