You are retarded if you think i accused you of being racist. YOU ARE RACIST is very different from, "I hope you are not serious"

 

go away

you are ruining the thread and giving fellow americans a bad name

this is why unfortunately good americans (and there are plenty of them on this board) have the stigma of being labelled stupid by the rest of the world. it isn't fair on your fellow american posters that you would portray them in that light.

also, you go on about how you shouldn't offend people, then call me a retard. don't you see the hypocrisy?

 

you retard

I just saw a woman getting into a car the wrong way...through the driver's door.

I SAID I DONT KNOW HOW PEOPLE CAN FIND OFFENSIVE JOKES FUNNY YOU MORON. LEARN TO READ. Also the word retarded can be used without insulting the disabled at all, look up its definition. Why on earth do you think im American? and yes i will go away with pleasure.

Want to hear a funny joke?

Womens Rights

 

Why can't women drive?

Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

 

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, somebody already told her twice

 

 

Why did God make women?

You think he's gonna wash the dishes? Aw HAYELL Naw!

 

 

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

 

 

What do you call a woman with pigtails?

A blowjob with handlebars!

lol

10 americans and 1 mexicans were on a plane, suddenly the pilot says they're having problems and they have to lose weight, so they get rid of the luggage, the seats and finally the floor. The passengers are forced to remain hanging from tubes. The pilot announcces again they need to loose weight, but not too much so the americans go:

Throw the mexican!

And the mexican says:

Fine but first let me say somethin, Viva USA!

and then the americans clapped.

I SAID I DONT KNOW HOW PEOPLE CAN FIND OFFENSIVE JOKES FUNNY YOU MORON. LEARN TO READ. Also the word retarded can be used without insulting the disabled at all, look up its definition. Why on earth do you think im American? and yes i will go away with pleasure.

 

because of your warped views on the iraq war

good, bye

Apparently Diarrhoea is hereditary. It runs in the jeans.

because of your warped views on the iraq war

good, bye

 

hahahahahaha you idiot.

hahahahahaha you idiot.

 

i could have sworn you said you were leaving

You know you're a redneck when loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

 

Everyone's heard that one

i could have sworn you said you were leaving

 

Yes but I was obviously going to reply to that ridiculous comment wasnt I. Now I will leave, Sorry for spoiling your fun.

what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?

a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

anyway it's still funny, even though it's racist :rolleyes:

Yes but I was obviously going to reply to that ridiculous comment wasnt I. Now I will leave, Sorry for spoiling your fun.

 

it is odd that you find my comments ridiculous yet several people have called yours the same thing. looks like you're on your own. bye

anyway it's still fanny, even though it's racist :rolleyes:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

please don't edit this

 

 

 

 

edit: awww you edited :(

Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"

God says: "So you would love her."

"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"

God says: "So she would love you."

hey, it's not true :dozey:

 

-you know why women are smarter than men?

-you've never seen a women who married a men just because he had nice legs! :P

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

please don't edit this

 

 

 

 

edit: awww you edited :(

oh, now I see that a big mistake I've made :laugh3:

(better when read out loud)

 

A man goes to a zoo. When he gets there, there is only one animal to see - a dog!

 

 

It was a Shitzu!

that's a classic :D

Old one, but I still love it

 

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

 

Gang rape.

 

:laugh3:

"Negros"? Seriously?

another old joke

a man approaches his son and says "if you keep masterbating, you're gonna go blind" the son looks up and says "over here dad"