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"My name is Alexa: How my wife cheats on me everyday with the gorilla she found in a sewer."

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That's what Alexa said our soap opera life would be called. It makes me sound like such a slut :(

I hear sewer-dwelling gorillas are quite hot :awesome:

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They really are. And some nights the temptation is just too much :bomb:

I thought Albarn liked "bananaz"?

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har har har. he does that's why i feed them to him :smug:

Albarn is gai.

Ok, now I'm gone to watch Silence of the lambs.

 

Is that because of my film recommendations ages ago? its a brilliant film Hopkins is superb.

Is that because of my film recommendations ages ago? its a brilliant film Hopkins is superb.

 

true

Maybe you guys need to see a marriage counselor? :wacko:

^Nah. I think it's already over. *homewrecker*

That's really too bad...

 

 

Now we can have Lizzy just for ourselves :sneaky:

 

Perrine, this is a totally selfless opinion I'm giving Lizzy.

 

 

 

:sneaky:

 

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You two need to get the fuck out of here! :uhoh: Lexxie is gonna be so pissed... more infidelities :wreck:

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