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Why the Viva la Vida hate? It's a great song... just because it's the only Coldplay song that the mainstream kids know doesn't mean we shouldn't like it.

 

DONG

I Jerusalem something weird

DONG

Something historical goes here

DONG

Be my something random item weee

DONG

My missionaries oh I've got to pee

DONG

For some reason I can't explain

DONG

Nobody can relate to this song I made

 

Never an honest word

In these lyrics all are cursed

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Tuesday's matchups are now ready to be voted on.

 

really enjoying this world cupesque competition. Looking forward to the knockout stages

I knew the British people here would notice the relation to soccer. :)

 

Rememeber, though... for the knockout stage (as you Brits call it) to be exciting and meaningful, we need lots of votes in pool play. So keep on voting, people!

 

DONG

I Jerusalem something weird

DONG

Something historical goes here

DONG

Be my something random item weee

DONG

My missionaries oh I've got to pee

DONG

For some reason I can't explain

DONG

Nobody can relate to this song I made

 

Never an honest word

In these lyrics all are cursed

You do realize that most Coldplay songs have lyrics that don't seem to make sense, right? So if you hate Viva la Vida, I can't imagine why you like any of Coldplay's other songs.

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You do realize that most Coldplay songs have lyrics that don't seem to make sense, right? So if you hate Viva la Vida, I can't imagine why you like any of Coldplay's other songs.

 

It is the fact that he is using historical references and stuff that doesn't even relate to any normal person in any single way

 

Also the DONG, DONG, DONG gets on your nerves after you hear it too much.

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"Shoot an apple off my head"

"Can anyone fly this thing before my head explodes"

"Now my feet won't touch the ground"

 

I could go on and on. Viva la Vida is not the only song with seemingly-nonsensical lyrics.

 

But it is one of the only few that uses annoying historical references and parallels and shit to seem smart and mystical or something.

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