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Change of plans, we can freeze Chris Martin :3

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And now i must quadruple post to get this abomination out of eyesight.

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AH WHATS THAT EW.

 

Wait, how did we get to the topic or Gwyneth? You know what Edplay, fuck you.

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Oh, we also had an ass spam? :disappointed:

 

FUCK HOW COULD I MISS THIS I LOVE HIS BUTT. :blank:

gpaltrow-cmartin-apple.jpg

 

no photoshop here!

 

 

That`s what they should photoshp:

 

chris-martin1.jpg

 

 

 

 

*runs at speed of sound*

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lulz yur so funnay.

 

I don't want to start a fight, but you got me on a topic that pisses me off.

But I'll try to be civil unlike you :nice:

Edplay, you sir.... are a mooncup.

 

I concur with Anette

 

cut the shit or Ill go all Mc Squared on your ass and report your trolling bitch ass.

 

Love,

Gena

You girls take this too serious. Im no talking about your father or something, im talking about i guy that dont even know you guys exist, so dont need to freak out. I`ll stop posting here...no problem. cya

Your talking about someone whos music has helped people through some of the ugliest things humanity has to offer

 

your talking about someone who people come on here because they respect (the people who arent idiotic trolls at least)

 

 

your talking about someone we care about

 

and maybe as individuals no

he doesnt know you

he doesnt know anette

he doesnt know Kat

and he doesnt know me (yet)

 

but Coldplay love their fans

 

and im one of them

 

thats good enough for me.

 

 

So please take it to heart when i say

FUCK.

OFF.

Beatles!!! :D :dance:

 

ive never seen that pic of them before whered you get it?

Again taking it too serious...The fact that he helpped a lot people and all the blablabla you talked right now has nothing to do with what we`re talking about. I just made a joke, i really think that his teeths are ugly as hell, but you know... im also a coldplay fan, im also a Chris Martin fan. My favorite band and i really admire Chris, he`s the most humble genius i know. I just think you should grow a little and learn how to separate things, if i made a joke about my brother or my father or something like that doesn`t mean i dont love him. Is the same like i just did with Chris, and just like you all do with his wife. But ok, no jokes in this topic..."we`re going to clone yo" its a serious topic, i made a mistake i tought it was nice place to chitchat.

Again taking it too serious...The fact that he helpped a lot people and all the blablabla you talked right now has nothing to do with what we`re talking about. I just made a joke, i really think that his teeths are ugly as hell, but you know... im also a coldplay fan, im also a Chris Martin fan. My favorite band and i really admire Chris, he`s the most humble genius i know. I just think you should grow a little and learn how to separate things, if i made a joke about my brother or my father or something like that doesn`t mean i dont love him. Is the same like i just did with Chris, and just like you all do with his wife. But ok, no jokes in this topic..."we`re going to clone yo" its a serious topic, i made a mistake i tought it was nice place to chitchat.

 

:hug: it is a nice place to chat, please don't take what other people say that seriously :nice:

 

come on let's chit chat nicely!! :nice:

OMG STFU!

 

its not about you cracking a joke at Chris

 

its about you coming in this thread and trying to piss everyone off by posting pictures of Goopy

 

its about you making fun of chris to piss off the fangirls even though you apparently "like and respect" him

 

 

you are being a troll

 

and if you honestly think you can post the shit you did and that no one will say anything to you then your also fucking retarded.

Omg...you are such a child :/ why all the offenses? `STFU` `fucking retarded`

 

 

Grow up VIVA Child(indeed). We here are all fans, dont think you`re the best fan, or the most `respectful` one, to me you`re just a child.

 

I was trying to piss you fan girls off indeed, just to have some fun but i tought i was dealing with normal people(not you) and not disrepectful children like you. One thing is telling me to stop or leaving, i can live with that i can understand that. What i cant accept is a child cursing and disrespecting me.

 

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lulz yur so funnay.

 

I don't want to start a fight, but you got me on a topic that pisses me off.

But I'll try to be civil unlike you :nice:

 

Thats how normal people tell me to `fuck off`. Grow up, and learn how to respect the others...If you like Chris so much why dont you try to respect others like he does? What good is it to be his fan if you dont learn nothing with him?

 

And for the last time...GROW UP ;)

 

im calling it a day :kiss:

 

and dont worry - in case you keep on talking - like all children needs, im letting you having the final word...

 

Peace.

 

if you dont learn nothing with him?

 

lulz .... your grammar really speaks more of you than your replies.

calling me a child?

you're the one trolling sweetie.

and last word? does that mean your going to stop being a c.unt??

 

why thank you dear :kiss:

 

peace indeed.

grammar

 

your the one

 

lmao

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*comes in the room, and sees guts everywhere staining the couch*

 

:blank:

 

AGH, what happened here?

 

:curtain:

 

OHEY THAR :awesome:

 

Okay, let's see.

 

Again taking it too serious...The fact that he helpped a lot people and all the blablabla you talked right now has nothing to do with what we`re talking about. I just made a joke, i really think that his teeths are ugly as hell, but you know... im also a coldplay fan, im also a Chris Martin fan. My favorite band and i really admire Chris, he`s the most humble genius i know. I just think you should grow a little and learn how to separate things, if i made a joke about my brother or my father or something like that doesn`t mean i dont love him. Is the same like i just did with Chris, and just like you all do with his wife. But ok, no jokes in this topic..."we`re going to clone yo" its a serious topic, i made a mistake i tought it was nice place to chitchat.

 

Well, okay I guess you were trying to make a joke, and for me, not the funniest one.

I don't think this is the way you should start out in a new forum to ya.

Maybe when you gain a little respect, maybe you could make such jokes, and we would know that you are.

You seem like a nice fellow with a weird sense of humor, and this thread was made for the lolz, and I'm glad you took it that way.

But this joke wasn't necessary, the joke here is how insane fangirls can get, and that was the whole point of the thread, but I myself do happen to be quite the Chris fangirl, but I'm all for a luagh.

So, just keep it cool, this is just advice, not a warning, cos I'm no admin.

 

:hug: it is a nice place to chat, please don't take what other people say that seriously :nice:

 

come on let's chit chat nicely!! :nice:

 

Yes, all for the lulz.

 

 

OMG STFU!

 

its not about you cracking a joke at Chris

 

its about you coming in this thread and trying to piss everyone off by posting pictures of Goopy

 

its about you making fun of chris to piss off the fangirls even though you apparently "like and respect" him

 

 

you are being a troll

 

and if you honestly think you can post the shit you did and that no one will say anything to you then your also fucking retarded.

 

 

 

v

 

Omg...you are such a child :/ why all the offenses? `STFU` `fucking retarded`

 

 

Grow up VIVA Child(indeed). We here are all fans, dont think you`re the best fan, or the most `respectful` one, to me you`re just a child.

 

I was trying to piss you fan girls off indeed, just to have some fun but i tought i was dealing with normal people(not you) and not disrepectful children like you. One thing is telling me to stop or leaving, i can live with that i can understand that. What i cant accept is a child cursing and disrespecting me.

 

See:

 

 

Thats how normal people tell me to `fuck off`. Grow up, and learn how to respect the others...If you like Chris so much why dont you try to respect others like he does? What good is it to be his fan if you dont learn nothing with him?

 

And for the last time...GROW UP ;)

 

im calling it a day :kiss:

 

and dont worry - in case you keep on talking - like all children needs, im letting you having the final word...

 

Peace.

 

Well, this all sounds a bit hypocritical, I think the best thing to do is to just not respond at all, if you think someone is being childish, a sarcastic response and treating someone like their bitch is totalleh mature.

 

lulz .... your grammar really speaks more of you than your replies.

calling me a child?

your the one trolling sweetie.

and last word? does that mean your going to stop being a c.unt??

 

why thank you dear :kiss:

 

peace indeed.

 

All of you just need to stop this, this was a fun thread, but stupid jokes and overreacting ruined it :sad:

 

 

wrong thred

 

Eeek! Tell me about it!

Hey look!

 

something relevant to what this thread is supposed to be about.

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