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Change of plans, we can freeze Chris Martin :3

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The perv is here. :charming:

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Why does this thread have no new posts :veryangry2:

Guiz I Have a problem

the word Christmas makes me think Chris Martin's ASS

Every christmas card is gunna say merry Chris martin ass :freak:

OMG YOU ARE RIGHT. I CANT THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE NOW. :blank:

*is soooo late on this thread it is probably pointless, but decides to post anyways*

 

But...but...if there were zillions of Chris Martins, he wouldn't be special, because there would be tons of him! And he wouldn't be one of a kind anymore :wacky:

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^ We discussed.

 

Lol Chris ass. That's unholy.

:blank:

Christ.m.as=Christoper+martin+ass:sneaky:

^ We discussed.

 

Lol Chris ass. That's unholy.

 

But how does he Poo :lol:

Chris doesn't poo. :blank:

He Don't Poo :stunned:

Well it don't come out of his mouth , he must be Magic like his Magic balls :D

he is magic just like the magic balls and two penises :kiss:

You're sooo rude. :blank:

Chris doesn't poo, that's it. :blank:

The Veg just Dissolves into his his Muscles BOOM.

he is super human don't you realize he'll not be like us normal ppl:rolleyes:

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does he look like an average human. he is magical and everything is possible.

Ofcourse You can see it in those Magical Hypnotising Eyes :stunned:

OMG:blank:

 

*becomes a perv*

Look at this and you know he's the only one ...

 

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this pic is frightening me :shifty:

Because he's just Too Sexy and Hypnotical

hynotical ? is that even a word ... well it is now

^^coz of the eyes and the expression :shifty: :embarrassed:

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