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Change of plans, we can freeze Chris Martin :3

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oh wow, the smile on my face was so big when I saw that picture

:blush:

 

 

My seventh clone thinks it's pretty cute too,

I introduced him to the comics.

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I was going to put *bites nails* but then I thought, oh no wait, I haz perfect picture for this :awesome:

 

owell could you please tell meh hao you made such cloning machine pleaz.

first you need some cells ( good looking getting them )

Then mix 10cm cubed of washing up liquid with 3 grams of salt.

Add to 100cm cubed of water without it foaming.

Add in the body part ( :| ) chopped up in 0.5 x 0.5cm size pieces.

Heat in a water bath of 60 degrees Celsius for 15 minutes.

Then in a ice bath for 5 minutes.

Then pulse the mix for 3 seconds.

Filter it in to a beaker using coffee filter paper.

Add 6cm cubed of the mixture in to a test tube using a needleless syringe.

Add 3 drops of protese enzyme and mix.

then slowly add freezing cold 95% alcohol down the side of the test tube and do not mix them.

 

Then wait and the dna will be isolated and you can extract them using a needleless syringe.

 

 

the rest is a secret.

:|

 

 

 

 

Chris martin is a plant right?

cause that only works with plants.

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I don't have salt in my house :sad:

 

 

No, I need the penis D:

LOL Just read all this :laugh3:

Kat is Hooome :P

have been waiting for you

how can you leave your home :veryangry2:

I'm Sowweey :bigcry:

I Was at my Dad's house who still don't have Internet :rolleyes:

How is My Chrissy Pie :stunned:

when will it stop baking, i want a piece of the chrissy pie :sneaky:

well it just reminded me of American Pie so I was like ....... :perv: huurrr hurrr

PIE + CHRIS = SEX PIE ? :D

 

thats so true, so when are we getting our own pies.

i really need mine nooooooooow:P

but whr is the pie when we need it:rolleyes:

i want him cloned quick

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I want the glass NOWWW! :angry:

...so I can have my Chrissy clone! :wink3:

I'm gonna go ask the Oracle if it would be possible for him to send us some Chrissy hair or DNA :sneaky:

i've just noticed that all the mugs are chipped, they are rich enough to by new cups and mugs :rolleyes:

and Kat i hope the oracle doesn't send you a address of a therapist:laugh4:

Does he do that ? :lol:

I'm not Insane ..... well maybe a Liiiiiiittle :P

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