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Change of plans, we can freeze Chris Martin :3

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@Lyvie, studying is horrible :disappointed: I think I have a disorder which makes me unable to study :wacko: Seriously :blank:

 

MY FRIEND! :cheesy:

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we're feeding him chocolates with sedatives and then we're chrisnapping him on ostriches and taking him in white vans:think: to our HQ

oh chocolate! of course :charming:

Sounds like a plan!

It'll be like the Italian Job ...

Only we hopefully don't end with the van over a cliff edge and Chrissy sliding towards the door :uhoh:

^^with our luck thats wht will happen:facepalm:

but we'll still try chrisnapping him :smug:

You still Chant that :lol:

You know I Wouldn't actually rape I Just thought it fit quite well with the RAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEP

^^with our luck thats wht will happen:facepalm:

but we'll still try chrisnapping him :smug:

 

Try? No, sister, we will SUCCEED!:devilish:

:laugh3:

Perhaps they would just go 'fangirl...'. :P

 

As if it were a bad thing. We have so much more fun than them.

 

It feels so good to be a fangirl

because it's sooo bad ;)

 

 

we're feeding him chocolates with sedatives and then we're chrisnapping him on ostriches and taking him in white vans:think: to our HQ

 

Ostriches! YES! baaaahahahaha!

 

oh chocolate! of course :charming:

Sounds like a plan!

 

It'll be like the Italian Job ...

Only we hopefully don't end with the van over a cliff edge and Chrissy sliding towards the door :uhoh:

 

no!!!!!!!

See this is why I will be the driver! I dont trust the lot of you on some winding rode with such precious cargo!

 

....This thread would get all active while Im asleep :angry:

 

and lawl at the cookies w/ sedatives.

I will drive.

 

Imma bad ass driver.

 

Id so have my license right now if the lady who turned out to be my instructor hadnt heard me basically call her fat.

 

No matter, I shall have it by next June and thats all that matters.

Chris.:blank:

you are going to have to steal someones identity to get a ticket to england...

 

 

unless you can get 1200 dollars by next june some other way?

I'm already in England :P

Fine You can drive Gena we'll just be in the back ... y'know with the cookie sedated Chris

I'm already in England :P

Fine You can drive Gena we'll just be in the back ... y'know with the cookie sedated Chris

 

Nooo!!!!

ugh fine but once we get to our destination....... YOU MUST SHARE!

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You used to like Chris Ainsley :sad:

Anyways, bad Lee and bad Ains for spamming :whip:

 

And sure, you can have the cloning machine :nice:

 

I was thinking we should just all make clones and roam and dance around and if a war happens or anything like that, let's just let it blow over our faces.

 

 

Also, I'm surprised that we turned this to some picture posting thread.

I am surprised but, quite happy about it.

I sort of dislike his thread because they just post pictures but don't really talk or talk about how lovely he is :blank:

 

So, YES :evil:

 

Anyways, LOLOLOLOL LOOK WIF BRACES :awesome:

2e6bqev.jpg

 

squee.

 

Also, I'd like to make Kat one of our, and first DNA stealers since she lives closest to the area.

We will provide strategies to obtain his stem cells, saliva, hair or anything containing DNA.

 

We also need a keeper of his DNA, and dammit Mariana we need that bottle!

 

The scientist (no pun intended) has not yet been found :blank:

and to think ...that every girl he asked out... turned down THAT face!

 

Hes gorgeous there, even with braces!!

 

 

dear god if only i could time travel!!!

Ostriches! YES! baaaahahahaha!

i like that advertisement u shared with us and liked the idea of us chrisnapping on ostriches

 

I will drive.

 

Imma bad ass driver.

 

Id so have my license right now if the lady who turned out to be my instructor hadnt heard me basically call her fat.

 

No matter, I shall have it by next June and thats all that matters.

 

yes, we need you to drive, i cant drive and the KIDS in this thread are legally not allowed to drive so that is your duty

 

Nooo!!!!

ugh fine but once we get to our destination....... YOU MUST SHARE!

 

we will SHARE dont worry :kiss:

 

You used to like Chris Ainsley :sad:

Anyways, bad Lee and bad Ains for spamming :whip:

 

And sure, you can have the cloning machine :nice:

 

I was thinking we should just all make clones and roam and dance around and if a war happens or anything like that, let's just let it blow over our faces.

 

 

Also, I'm surprised that we turned this to some picture posting thread.

I am surprised but, quite happy about it.

I sort of dislike his thread because they just post pictures but don't really talk or talk about how lovely he is :blank:

 

So, YES :evil:

 

Anyways, LOLOLOLOL LOOK WIF BRACES :awesome:

2e6bqev.jpg

 

squee.

 

Also, I'd like to make Kat one of our, and first DNA stealers since she lives closest to the area.

We will provide strategies to obtain his stem cells, saliva, hair or anything containing DNA.

 

We also need a keeper of his DNA, and dammit Mariana we need that bottle!

 

The scientist (no pun intended) has not yet been found :blank:

 

why are ppl not helping us, we are normal ppl who want something and trying their hardest to get wht they want :shrug:

we can turn this thread into anything we want to coz its whr we need to share the chrissy love and our chrisnapping plans:wink3:

Chris looks so blank in that picture.

 

As if it were a bad thing. We have so much more fun than them.

 

I think they have fun too, just not in the fangirling way.

Chris looks so blank in that picture.

 

 

 

I think they have fun too, just not in the fangirling way.

 

No no, .....fangirls definately have more fun.

 

W e know not to take it too seriously.

 

Especially while the band is in the studio, were bored...and theres nothing to do.

....you gotta get inventive ya know?

I agree, in fact Chris once said that he spits a lot during concerts so the front row gets covered in DNA. All we need is for one of us to get in the front row and BAM! We could have an army of Chris Martins.

 

Bullcrap,we only want one unique HIM.

 

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