Chuck norris was here filming a movie and he farted, see what happend

 

 

Chuck never sleeps, he awakes.

 

Chuck fought the law, and won..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay.

Chuck norris was here filming a movie and he farted, see what happend

 

 

This was taken moments afterwards.

 

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(That is the same hole by the way, the natural gas that started igniting within it happened about 35 years ago)

Nawpe, sorry!

 

by the way..Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried!

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

Well I prefer Jack, the only things I've seen Chuck Norris in was some B movie and he looked a bit past it:P

Um, excuse me? CHUCK NORRIS OWNS ALL OF YOU. He can divide by zero.

He also counted to infinite. twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn. He stands outside and dares it to grow.

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Why do people make fun of him?

Why do people make fun of him?

You mean aggrandizing him and describing him as some omnipotent being (which he is)?

Chuck Norris can bump this thread without using a computer

Why do people make fun of him?

 

because they are all stupid

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

last 1: Chuck Norris is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.

Chuck Norris is not waiting for Mylo Xyloto, he's been listening to it since 1995.

Yeah, Chuck Norris jokes don't really amuse me anymore. Unless they're new and rather spectacularly crafted, that is.

I used to adore them, and I have a huge collection of them on my computer (somewhere). But as a result, I've usually heard them before :/