Err. :shy:

*is an adult*

 

 

 

 

:charming:

Err. :shy:

That's right - busted. :whip:

But I won't go screaming out the negativity of things and stuff. I will just randomly post in this thread. :cool:

I LEARNED WHAT A MINUTE-MAN IS TODAY. :awesome: :wacky:

I LEARNED WHAT A MINUTE-MAN IS TODAY. :awesome: :wacky:

 

Let's hope you never have to find out in real life! :P

 

Wait! I'm pretty sure you're not an adult. :inquisitive: :uhoh:

We must protect the children!!! :bigcry:

Sorry, it's just the mum in me. :hug:

In that case, let's hope you never have to find out in real life IN AT LEAST ANOTHER 10 YEARS TIME!

I'm 15. :smug:

 

:laugh3: I hope not either. :wacky:

 

 

:uhoh2:

Like I said, not for another 10 years time :whip:

:bow:

:bow:

Yeeeah. :charming:

 

 

:hat: <-raep hat

Ooooh, Surprise Sufjan.

:bow:

:bow:

OK I have a few questions. See the picture below:

 

 

First of all, what position is this? I would also like your advice on how to convince my girlfriend to try it out (with me). Looks dangerous :sneaky:

OK I have a few questions. See the picture below:

 

 

First of all, what position is this?

which one is you?

This is hilarious.

which one is you?

 

I prefer bottom, but I'm flexible if you know what I mean :cool:

which one is you?

:laugh3:

 

 

You want to play dolls with your girlfriend? That's sweet :love:

I like boobs.

Can someone please answer my question? :embarrassed:

Woman on top, also called the jackhammer, cowboy or cowgirl position, or riding Saint George, is a group of sex positions in which -

 

• the inserting partner lies on his or her back or sits in a chair, couch, etc.
  
• the receiving partner straddles the inserting partner and the partners face each other.
  
• the partners align the vagina or anus of the receiving partner with the phallus of the inserting partner to achieve penetration.
  
• Both partners can see one another, and in particular the partner can view and caress the receiving partner's chest.
  

 

:smart:

(Chris, it's missionary position)

hahaha

(Chris, it's missionary position)

Would've been if you were on top. But you said you preferred bottom. Couldn't tell from the manakins because they're exactly alike. Unless you swing that way :sneaky: