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Update of Coldplay Website / Hypnofeed

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With the Live Transmissions section...

 

Did anyone have trouble uploading their photos besides me?

I keep getting an error message that says my photos aren't in JPEG format....which they are.

???

 

I want to post some pics from Detroit & Chicago Shows...

 

Anyone else have this issue then figure it out?

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One of the Hypnofeed links goes to a recipe for a giant Jammy Dodger... I'm sure I saw the word Jammy Dodger on one of the whiteboards during the South Bank show, but I really can't remember..

The earthworms one is most likely Gardeners on the Frontline

With the Live Transmissions section...

 

Did anyone have trouble uploading their photos besides me?

I keep getting an error message that says my photos aren't in JPEG format....which they are.

???

 

I want to post some pics from Detroit & Chicago Shows...

 

Anyone else have this issue then figure it out?

 

Oh right, im with same problem :\ no idea whats wrong

 

Anyone can help us?

The Hypnofeed still hasn't changed. So MancakesTheBand's theory is becoming more plausible.

 

However, I was just thinking; if this is true, that means that they've just been fine-tuning old material, as opposed to really creating new stuff? :confused: Any thoughts on that?

For the people who can't upload pics in the Live Transmissions section:

I haven't tried to upload anything yet, but are there size restrictions? Maybe if the file is too big it won't upload?

The Hypnofeed still hasn't changed. So MancakesTheBand's theory is becoming more plausible.

 

However, I was just thinking; if this is true, that means that they've just been fine-tuning old material, as opposed to really creating new stuff? :confused: Any thoughts on that?

 

I'm pretty certain though that they haven't set in stone the songs they want to use. I think that the articles/videos linked though contain clues as to something the band want us to find out, like a treasure hunt of sorts, with their title being the clue. For example, "The net's definitive place for boring jobs..." leads to Boring.com, and I had a browse in the careers section in reference to the "boring jobs", but that's as far as I've got :dozey:

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I had the same issue, so I switched over to firefox and it allowed me to upload. I couldn't get it to ever work on safari. I don't know what browser your using, but that fixed my problem. :shrug:

I had the same issue, so I switched over to firefox and it allowed me to upload. I couldn't get it to ever work on safari. I don't know what browser your using, but that fixed my problem. :shrug:

 

For the people who can't upload pics in the Live Transmissions section:

I haven't tried to upload anything yet, but are there size restrictions? Maybe if the file is too big it won't upload?

 

I kept the flle size to under 1M, and the image to 640x480 as per instructions. I AM using Firefox so maybe I'll try Safari??

Tried Explorer, Safari, Google Chrome and Firefox.....same message.......:(

have you tried opening the picture in something like MS Paint and then re-saving it as .jpg? i had to do that with my pictures for it to work. :shrug:

have you tried opening the picture in something like MS Paint and then re-saving it as .jpg? i had to do that with my pictures for it to work. :shrug:

 

 

Yup, already tried that too....didn't work either. I'm gonna give up....but I'm sad so here's the first picture I was going to send in. Will in Atlanta, Lakewood Amphitheater 17/5/09......

humor me......

 

 

 

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great pic :awesome:

 

tryed upload from another computer? :o

The Hypnofeed is really puzzling, but there's no way these links have nothing to do with the new songs. I just hope it becomes clearer as time goes on.

Well, since the album should be out in 3 months, I doubt they'll make any big change to their plans... Maybe we'll get some B-sides or an EP, that would be the only thing that they really have to work on a lot to get it right...

 

And am I the only one who gets a 404 error when going to coldplay.com?

 

 

downforeveryoneorjustme.com says:

It's not just you! http://www.coldplay.com looks down from here.

Yes, it's down.

I hope they're replacing the badly edited picture files at least and that it's not another hack or something.

 

EDIT: just came back on.

They didn't edit them. :disappointed:

I'm probably overthinking here, but what if the Hypnofeed is a ginormous yet subtle clue to what songs will be appearing on LP5?!

I know it's a bit of a stretch but hang with me:

There are fourteen different stories (There were 13 tracks on X&Y counting Til Kingdom Come, and 13 track on VLVODAAHF including Reign of Love, Chinese Sleep Chant & The Escapist)

Going by the list of songs in that one show (come on we've all seen it by now, just can't remember what it's called, the one where we first heard Chris playing Wedding Bells on guitar).

Hypnofeed Story = song from list potentially on album

This Is Exactly Like Watching Paint Dry = Famous Old Painters

Trouble With Your Erection? Tent Pitching Tips = Sex Violence

Now We Just Need A Giant Cup Of Tea = It Was A Wonderful Day (Tea could be the perfect ending to a Wonderful Day)

A-Maizing: It's The Corn Cam = Gardeners On The Frontline (Corn is grown in Gardens?)

In Praise Of Earth Worms = Wilderness

The Weapon Is Mine = Harbingers Of Doom

Don't Whine About The Cost Of The Most Expensive Bottle Of Wine = Drunks And Guns

Purr-fect Paws Given To Cat =

Struggling To Tell A Robin From A Wren? Not Anymore =

Anti-Smoking Laws Come Too Late =

Voyage Beyond The End Of The Universe = Wondering Star/Space Symphony

The Net's Difinitive Place For Boring Jobs =

Halo Halo Can You See Anything =

Sssssstrange Two-Headed Snakes = Arabesque (slightly racist possibly, so I won't explain myself here haha)

 

The Hypnofeed links without songs could just be songs that were'nt on those lists we saw, or I'm ust really bad at my own game.

 

Okay, I'll admit it; I just want the album to hit shelves IMMEDIATELY and I'm super amped up and forcing things a bit here, but it was fun while it lasted (that's what she said)

 

 

 

I thought the same when I saw the hypnofeed... Not so much of the details, as you did, good job ;)

SOME OF THE HYPNOFEED HAS CHANGED!!!

 

But not all of it. At first I thought, well, that blows the song title theory out of the water. But then, one of the new stories is "42, all Yellow": song titles. :confused: :awesome:

 

That link just takes you to a google image search of yellow/42 objects. :dozey:

When are they going to replace the picture files with good ones? They are horribly compressed right now :(

 

And another thing is the Timeline, are they going to update this as well? Because the last update was in 2008 :\

When are they going to replace the picture files with good ones? They are horribly compressed right now :(

 

And another thing is the Timeline, are they going to update this as well? Because the last update was in 2008 :\

I already wrote an email to them about this, it looks so amateurish!!

Even included some edited examples of what it should look like. \anal

 

At least the Timeline is working again! It didn't for a long time, so that's a progress already...

Thanks Anna....& I noticed your name was garbled in the heading of your pictures. But the pictures were fantastic! ~Kell

SOME OF THE HYPNOFEED HAS CHANGED!!![/color][/size][/b]

 

But not all of it. At first I thought, well, that blows the song title theory out of the water. But then, one of the new stories is "42, all Yellow": song titles. :confused: :awesome:

 

That link just takes you to a google image search of yellow/42 objects. :dozey:

Am I the only one who is excited about this? :uhoh:

I'd be more excited if EMI got their servers to work properly and the site wouldn't look as if it was designed by a child with no picture editing skills. :escaping3:

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