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Update of Coldplay Website / Hypnofeed

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Still nobady knows what is the hypnofeed thing :lol:?

 

i asked the oracle,no answer ..

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Yeah the hypnofeed is very weird...

 

I'm still not liking the colors, but it's definitely better. It feels more alive.

I like it :dance:

^ :lol:

 

I really dont get it :uhoh:

the hypnofeed amuses me...

 

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XD

 

their not turning weird they just want to prove their not a gay band:laugh3:

I love Coldplay so much more now! :lol:

I'm probably overthinking here, but what if the Hypnofeed is a ginormous yet subtle clue to what songs will be appearing on LP5?!

I know it's a bit of a stretch but hang with me:

There are fourteen different stories (There were 13 tracks on X&Y counting Til Kingdom Come, and 13 track on VLVODAAHF including Reign of Love, Chinese Sleep Chant & The Escapist)

Going by the list of songs in that one show (come on we've all seen it by now, just can't remember what it's called, the one where we first heard Chris playing Wedding Bells on guitar).

Hypnofeed Story = song from list potentially on album

This Is Exactly Like Watching Paint Dry = Famous Old Painters

Trouble With Your Erection? Tent Pitching Tips = Sex Violence

Now We Just Need A Giant Cup Of Tea = It Was A Wonderful Day (Tea could be the perfect ending to a Wonderful Day)

A-Maizing: It's The Corn Cam = Gardeners On The Frontline (Corn is grown in Gardens?)

In Praise Of Earth Worms = Wilderness

The Weapon Is Mine = Harbingers Of Doom

Don't Whine About The Cost Of The Most Expensive Bottle Of Wine = Drunks And Guns

Purr-fect Paws Given To Cat =

Struggling To Tell A Robin From A Wren? Not Anymore =

Anti-Smoking Laws Come Too Late =

Voyage Beyond The End Of The Universe = Wondering Star/Space Symphony

The Net's Difinitive Place For Boring Jobs =

Halo Halo Can You See Anything =

Sssssstrange Two-Headed Snakes = Arabesque (slightly racist possibly, so I won't explain myself here haha)

 

The Hypnofeed links without songs could just be songs that were'nt on those lists we saw, or I'm ust really bad at my own game.

 

Okay, I'll admit it; I just want the album to hit shelves IMMEDIATELY and I'm super amped up and forcing things a bit here, but it was fun while it lasted (that's what she said)

^ maybe yes...

 

weird but could be..

I'm probably overthinking here, but what if the Hypnofeed is a ginormous yet subtle clue to what songs will be appearing on LP5?!

I know it's a bit of a stretch but hang with me:

There are fourteen different stories (There were 13 tracks on X&Y counting Til Kingdom Come, and 13 track on VLVODAAHF including Reign of Love, Chinese Sleep Chant & The Escapist)

Going by the list of songs in that one show (come on we've all seen it by now, just can't remember what it's called, the one where we first heard Chris playing Wedding Bells on guitar).

Hypnofeed Story = song from list potentially on album

This Is Exactly Like Watching Paint Dry = Famous Old Painters

Trouble With Your Erection? Tent Pitching Tips = Sex Violence

Now We Just Need A Giant Cup Of Tea = It Was A Wonderful Day (Tea could be the perfect ending to a Wonderful Day)

A-Maizing: It's The Corn Cam = Gardeners On The Frontline (Corn is grown in Gardens?)

In Praise Of Earth Worms = Wilderness

The Weapon Is Mine = Harbingers Of Doom

Don't Whine About The Cost Of The Most Expensive Bottle Of Wine = Drunks And Guns

Purr-fect Paws Given To Cat =

Struggling To Tell A Robin From A Wren? Not Anymore =

Anti-Smoking Laws Come Too Late =

Voyage Beyond The End Of The Universe = Wondering Star/Space Symphony

The Net's Difinitive Place For Boring Jobs =

Halo Halo Can You See Anything =

Sssssstrange Two-Headed Snakes = Arabesque (slightly racist possibly, so I won't explain myself here haha)

 

The Hypnofeed links without songs could just be songs that were'nt on those lists we saw, or I'm ust really bad at my own game.

 

Okay, I'll admit it; I just want the album to hit shelves IMMEDIATELY and I'm super amped up and forcing things a bit here, but it was fun while it lasted (that's what she said)

 

factual or not, i like your theory :awesome:

You could be right you know! if it really just was a thing for news, they would've updated it already

but it's constantly the same stories that pass. Tha could be a hint.

I'm probably overthinking here, but what if the Hypnofeed is a ginormous yet subtle clue to what songs will be appearing on LP5?!

I know it's a bit of a stretch but hang with me:

There are fourteen different stories (There were 13 tracks on X&Y counting Til Kingdom Come, and 13 track on VLVODAAHF including Reign of Love, Chinese Sleep Chant & The Escapist)

Going by the list of songs in that one show (come on we've all seen it by now, just can't remember what it's called, the one where we first heard Chris playing Wedding Bells on guitar).

Hypnofeed Story = song from list potentially on album

This Is Exactly Like Watching Paint Dry = Famous Old Painters

Trouble With Your Erection? Tent Pitching Tips = Sex Violence

Now We Just Need A Giant Cup Of Tea = It Was A Wonderful Day (Tea could be the perfect ending to a Wonderful Day)

A-Maizing: It's The Corn Cam = Gardeners On The Frontline (Corn is grown in Gardens?)

In Praise Of Earth Worms = Wilderness

The Weapon Is Mine = Harbingers Of Doom

Don't Whine About The Cost Of The Most Expensive Bottle Of Wine = Drunks And Guns

Purr-fect Paws Given To Cat =

Struggling To Tell A Robin From A Wren? Not Anymore =

Anti-Smoking Laws Come Too Late =

Voyage Beyond The End Of The Universe = Wondering Star/Space Symphony

The Net's Difinitive Place For Boring Jobs =

Halo Halo Can You See Anything =

Sssssstrange Two-Headed Snakes = Arabesque (slightly racist possibly, so I won't explain myself here haha)

 

The Hypnofeed links without songs could just be songs that were'nt on those lists we saw, or I'm ust really bad at my own game.

 

Okay, I'll admit it; I just want the album to hit shelves IMMEDIATELY and I'm super amped up and forcing things a bit here, but it was fun while it lasted (that's what she said)

 

Also the :

 

# :: The weapon is mine... =

 

can be "Drunks And Guns " :awesome:

 

http://www.wikicoldplay.com/index.php/LP5

 

It would be awesome if theyre giving us clues,but if they are Song titles,this means they already decided which ones to include? :uhoh:

 

:o

and the paint one,is clearly famous old paintors :o

 

 

:lol:

Hah, I lol'd hard about 'Trouble With Your Erection? Tent Pitching Tips' which links us to some camping website, apparently

 

I really hope your theory is correct though, but what about the solar system?

 

And maybe that halo thing is Wondering Star, then that Voyage to the end of the Universe might be Space Symphony

 

I was really hoping for Aiko to pop up somewhere... It's a Japanese first name for girls that means something like love-child. But I can't fit that in anywhere D:

MancakesTheBand... I kind of like your theory! It could be way off, or it could be spot on. Either way, I like it. :nice:

 

if it really just was a thing for news, they would've updated it already

but it's constantly the same stories that pass.[/color][/b] Tha could be a hint.

Yeah, I wondered about that. I assumed it would change daily, but it didn't. Maybe it will change weekly?

 

I really hope your theory is correct though, but what about the solar system?

This was my theory regarding the whole solar system thing http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/showpost.php?p=4266586&postcount=4419

Very interesting theory, I like it, whether it turns out to be right or not. I think it definitely has some significance though, especially like, as someone said, it is yet to be updated.

 

On a different note, I really, really hope they don't release Sex Violence :laugh3: Or at least not with that title, not sure they could pull that off :P

On a different note, I really, really hope they don't release Sex Violence :laugh3: Or at least not with that title, not sure they could pull that off :P

 

THIS

.., but why have R42 build a solar system?

 

Isn't he part of the mixing of the tracks?:thinking:

I like that theory a LOT.

didnt they have that really fast pace video of will giving us clues about viva la vida about this time b4 viva la vida came out - so they could be giving us clues i guess

but if they have the songs,maybe it will be out soon :wacko: ?

This new hypnofeed is to do with hypnosis. They are trying to bring us over to the dark side!!! :)

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