Prince Myshkin Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 :sleeping2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitta Rensolo Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 OMG my avi reminds me of Beck:stunned: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 It is Beck, isn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 I wonder whether that house comes with its own bunker................................ :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 :wtf: Seriously!? Some people have way too much time on their hands to write about random house facades... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Linking is just as bad. The clown who wrote it got paid at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gitta Rensolo Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 It is Beck, isn't it? oh wait.....yeah it is. The same thing almost happened with that house and Hitler...they just look too similar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crests Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted April 22, 2011 Author Share Posted April 22, 2011 Luckiest baby alive? Baby girl falls from fourth-floor hotel balcony and SURVIVES... after she drops into the arms of a passing British tourist By Daily Mail Reporter Last updated at 9:13 AM on 22nd April 2011 Comments (29) Add to My Stories A baby girl survived a terrifying fall from a fourth-floor hotel balcony thanks to a Good Samaritan who caught her as she plummeted towards the ground. Jah-Nea Myles, just 16-months-old, landed in the arms of British tourist Helen Beard, after she rushed to save the little girl when she spotted her dangling from the balcony railings at her Florida hotel. She hit the third-floor railing on the way down, but miraculously survived without so much as a bruise. She was even described as 'playful' afterwards. Narrow escape: Jah-Nea Myles fell from the fourth-floor balcony of this Florida hotel - into the arms of a British tourist Her 20-year-old mother, Helena, said: 'I'm thanking the Lord above right now for saving my child's life. I'm also thanking that lady because she was an angel sent from heaven.' A spokesman for Orange County Sheriff's Office described it simply as 'a miracle.' Jah-Nea's narrow escape happened late on Wednesday night, when she was being looked after by her mother's friend Dominique Holt in an adjoining room at the Econo Lodge Hotel in Orlando. Terror: This hotel guest heard a lot of screaming and said 'You knew something was wrong' Miss Holt, who admitted the door may have been left open a crack, said Jah-Nea must have crept out when she went to use the bathroom, then managed to slip through railings on the balcony. Mrs Beard, 44, told deputies she was by the pool at around 11pm when she looked up and saw a child hanging from the fourth-floor railing. She ran underneath the child in the hope of saving her and watched as Jah-Nea fell, hitting the third-floor railing on the way down. As other tourists screamed, Mrs Beard held out her arms and caught the little girl. According to Reuters, Jah-Nea slipped out of her arms and hit the ground, but then Mrs Beard picked her up and held her until paramedics arrived. Meanwhile her mother heard screaming and rushed out to the balcony. She looked down to see her daughter in Mrs Beard's arms. Miss Holt also heard the screams and ran out of the bathroom to find the door on to the balcony was slightly ajar. Denise Rollins, a spokesman for Orange County Sheriff's Office, said Jah-Nea was 'playful' after the fall, and was taken to Arnold Palmer Hospital as a precaution. Holiday miracle: The little girl fell from the fourth-floor balcony of the Econo Lodge Hotel in Orlando, Florida Mrs Myles said: 'She's perfectly fine. Not a scratch on her body.' A witness said: 'It was a lot of screaming. You knew something was wrong - something major, major was wrong.' Jah-Nea and her mother live in Longwood, Florida, but they were staying at the hotel on holiday. They were joined by Miss Holt, a friend from North Carolina, who was staying in the room next-door with a friend. But Mrs Myles said she wasn't blaming her. She said: 'I'm not upset with anyone. I've had it out with my friends. But other than that, I'm thanking God right now that my child's here.' The Florida Department of Children and Families are investigating, but no criminal charges were pending as of Thursday morning. Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1379442/Tourist-Mary-Beard-catches-baby-girl-tumbles-hotel-balcony-fourth-floor.html#ixzz1KEwjCWjl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mc_squared Posted April 23, 2011 Author Share Posted April 23, 2011 A VERY Happy Meal: Teenager scoops a £500,000 jackpot after eating his first Big Mac! Happy Meal: Teenager scoops a £500,000 jackpot after eating his first Big Mac By Daily Mail Reporter Last updated at 11:26 AM on 23rd April 2011 Comments (28) Add to My Stories A teenager got more than he bargained after he popped into McDonald's for his first Big Mac and walked away with £500,000. Shocked Josh Sargeant, 17, hit the jackpot after taking part in the food chain's Monopoly Game in which participants have to collect different stickers. Players receive 'streets' with their food and drink meals and qualify for prizes by collecting matching sets. Josh Sargeant walked away with £500,000 after becoming the the youngest top prize winner in the McDonald's Monopoly promotion The lucky teen had been given Park Lane and completed the set after finding a 'Mayfair' sticker on his soft drink. Josh, who owns his own business, said: 'I was just out with my friends and we all wanted something to eat so we headed to our local McDonald's. More... 'It's lucky I had my flat shoes on!': British angel who ran to save baby girl plunging from fourth-floor Florida hotel balcony 'I had never had a Big Mac meal before - I had no idea that eating one would change my life completely. 'My mates and I have played the McDonald's Monopoly game before and I knew that finding Mayfair meant you win the big prize. 'So when I peeled off the ticket from my Fanta and saw Mayfair I literally couldn't believe it. Everyone I was with just went crazy - but I was in a state of shock.' Josh, from Boston, Lincolnshire, recently started his own gardening business and has decided to seek financial advice so he can invest the money to try and make it into a successful enterprise. 'Nothing like this has ever happened to me before, and I am determined to use the money to help build something for my future,' he said. Josh outside the McDonald's in Bolton, Lincolnshire 'I already set up a small gardening business a few months ago which I am really enjoying and I have been looking into getting some advice from a young enterprise programme to see how I can use this money to make this business as successful as possible. 'Something like this only happens once in a lifetime so I know how lucky I am and I am really looking forward to the future.' McDonald's franchisee Martin Cuthbert, who owns six restaurants in the area including the one where Josh became a winner, said: 'I am delighted to see the prize go to a young person like Josh who is such a deserving winner and everyone in the restaurant is really excited for him. 'We wish him the best of luck with all his plans for the future.' Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1379847/Happy-Meal-Teenager-scoops-500-000-jackpot-eating-McDonalds.html#ixzz1KLbUJYwq Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenjie Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Saw this on one of the re-runs on Dave the other night :D [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTu7GLfrmUI]Russell Howard's - Daily Mail Cancer Song - YouTube[/ame] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grids Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Woah all DailyMail posts :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremyy Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 wow the daily mail has its own thread :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I'm still so happy Mark earned his own containment thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christa42 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Rose Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 And glad to see in 6 years the Daily Hate hasn't changed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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