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We're cooking a family Christmas dinner in 2 days for the first time ever

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Deep fry the turkey. DO IT.

 

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OK, well, that wasn't very helpful. I just love fried turkey.

 

On a more serious note, make sure you time the cooking of everything just right so you don't have one part of the meal sitting there getting cold while something else is still cooking.

Get them wasted before you feed them.

 

Before you cook the turkey, and after you remove the innards (as noted above), stuff a cornish game hen inside. Then when you take it out and carve it, you can fool all the drunkards into thinking the turkey was pregnant.

 

:laugh3:Carrie!!

 

 

 

Ian what are you having apart from the turkey?

what are you going to do with the parsnips?

 

cooking can be fun don't stress too much!:lol:

:laugh3:Carrie!!

 

 

 

Ian what are you having apart from the turkey?

what are you going to do with the parsnips?

 

cooking can be fun don't stress too much!:lol:

 

Let's hope he doesn't start turning the air blue like Gordon Ramsay................... :rolleyes:

In China?:rolleyes:

 

Lul.

 

the turkey has been defrosting now for 24 hours. Only 12 hours to go :dozey:

 

Good luck with the cooking! :wacko:

Well, with a tot:kid: in the house, Im doubting Ian uses the "F" word enough to rival Gordon.....:chef::censored:

Get chilled pre-pack meat, which you put in the oven straight from the fridge.

Okay Ian, spill it...

 

Let's hope he wasn't that drunk!!:P

as we are eating our amazing leftovers today , my mind was like hmmm wonder how the busybeeburns family dinner turned out? , we want details master chef Ian!

my mind was like hmmm wonder how the busybeeburns family dinner turned out?!

 

Let's hope it didn't end up busybeeburnt......................... :rolleyes:

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Was a success apart from the roast potatoes which weren't very roasted.

 

Note to self: Don't cut off the turkey wings unnecessarily next year, otherwise the bird goes all floppy on the roasting tray.

Was a success apart from the roast potatoes which weren't very roasted.

 

So did you get a "roasting" for that?:rolleyes:

Well done Ian :lol: Glad it worked out okay

 

No.

 

I lol'd

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