We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules

>from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all

>numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

>

>1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it

>down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining

>about you leaving it down.

>

>1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the

>tides. Let it be.

>

>1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it

>that way.

>

>1. Crying is blackmail.

>

>1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do

>not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say

>it!

>

>1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every

question.

>

>1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's

>what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

>

>1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

>

>1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In

>fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

>

>1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us

>to act like soap opera guys.

>

>1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

>

>1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the

ways

>makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

>

>1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it

>done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it

>yourself.

>

>1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during

>commercials.

>

>1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.

>

>1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,

>for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have

>no idea what mauve is.

>

>1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

>

>1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like

>nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the

>hassle.

>

>1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer

>you don't want to hear.

>

>1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is

>fine...Really.

>

>1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to

>discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster

>trucks.

>

>1. You have enough clothes.

>

>1. You have too many shoes.

>

>1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

>

>Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch

>tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like

camping.

:lol:

Well har har har :P

lol i'm not even like that so d/w it doesn't offend me. :sneaky:

But sunday for me doesn't equal sports. :D

lmao, that's great Liam! Thx for posting

I have to admit that I can see myself in some of these rules!! :stunned:

i can't see myself in those rules

Neither can I :confused:

i'm doing more sport than some of boys :D

oh, some of these are pretty old...been making the rounds of e-mail forwards for years now! :lol:

 

saturdays are big for sports in the u.s. ....

 

wish i had saved some of those forwards!

Hmm friday, saturday AND sunday were always big here when the AFL was on, now it's all about the Rugby World Cup [go Australia!] :P

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it

>down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining

>about you leaving it down.

>

 

This one is funny! My dad said that to my mom once and she SPAZZED! :stunned:

BBC was bad-mouthing you aussies for not having much of a chance to go to the finals in rugby! and that the pacific rim islands too should stop exporting their talent or else they will never win anything!

 

South Africa looks good?

Lost in the Wilderness.....save me!!!!

 

Goes to save Laura! :cool: Lauraaaaaaa *calls out the name in the wilderness*

....*echo*

WE'LL SHOW THE BBC!!!! :angry: :P

Badmouthing Broadcasting Corp. = BBC

i can't see myself in those rules

 

The older you get the more you will... :)

so true

i can't see myself in those rules

 

The older you get the more you will... :)

 

:lol: :lol:

it's not funny :angry:

Yeeah, it is!!! :P

*kisses to lea*

i know sth more funny about boy in my lessons! nah :smug:

tell it, hun, tell it here!!

i've learn it in physiology :smug:

Show the girl power!! :stunned: :snore: