Find your ideal :

 

I am looking for a friend who is also a female and will have the sexes with me, I am thinking that I would like the sex soon but am also quite patient and am extremely the generous of lovers! Would any Cold Game females like to masturbate on a web camera with me? I am tender and soft, like a Damien Rice song, but I am also clever and strong and powerful, like a Lily Allen.

 

Yossarians ideal COLD GAME partner of life will be a brunette with blonde hair, a face as pretty as a country road and breasts like tennis balls, and legs like tennis rackets. Please help Yossarian find his ideal lady for friendship and mbm. :D

Okay, you are right. I forgot about that awful post, hahaha.

breasts like tennis balls?

 

 

wtf

ROUND AND SUPPLE

Tennis balls are supple?

Lory I can view it withstanding, yourself and myself are made for eachother! Please come to my neck of the forest and kiss me tender dear, kiss me like the lips have burn with SEXUAL thought and spirit and I shall kiss with teeth :kiss:

 

you deserve Chris

 

 

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OH MY GOD LORY AND YOSSI TOGETHER. That would be the most amazing and fascinating relationship ever.

lol poor lory

OH MY GOD LORY AND YOSSI TOGETHER. That would be the most amazing and fascinating relationship ever.

 

:dazzled: :dazzled:

Yossi + Loredana = even better :dazzled:

NO U :phu:

 

 

*acts like Ren*

 

Evil cat + her sugar daddy = :dazzled: :dazzled: :dazzled: :dazzled:

:sick:

 

Ren's almost old enough to be a sugar daddy :awesome:

Yossi has the chicks fighting over him :P

lol poor lory

 

:shame:

lol Coldplay dating site :laugh3:

shame to Yossi

OH MY GOD LORY AND YOSSI TOGETHER. That would be the most amazing and fascinating relationship ever.

 

I say that Chris was boyfriend of Yossi. men meet many girls just for the fun

I say that Chris was boyfriend of Yossi. men meet many girls just for the fun

 

oh lawd, dat sum funny shit