I am looking for a friend who is also a female and will have the sexes with me, I am thinking that I would like the sex soon but am also quite patient and am extremely the generous of lovers! Would any Cold Game females like to masturbate on a web camera with me? I am tender and soft, like a Damien Rice song, but I am also clever and strong and powerful, like a Lily Allen.

 

Yossarians ideal COLD GAME partner of life will be a brunette with blonde hair, a face as pretty as a country road and breasts like tennis balls, and legs like tennis rackets. Please help Yossarian find his ideal lady for friendship and mbm. :D

I think you're looking for Kate Bosworth.

Does she like charm AND positive looks? Because these are both things I have.

I know a guy with breasts like tennis balls. However he does have a penis, but it's a minor set back I'm sure.

I think you two could come to some sort of agreement.

Yossarian is not here to negotiate with your cold games.

Yossi, you need the sexual Lore :gorgeous:

^ Yeah, I was about to say that. :surprised:

CHRISTIANBALE

CHRISTIAN BALE

Yossi :cheesy:

YOSSI! I'm ashamed of you. I'm telling the sexual Lore.

hahaha

Cold Game?

Hmm, in one of the adverts at the top of the page for Cupid.com, the one with Steve, there is a major spelling mistake. It ends with 'So fart so good'.

 

Odd.

More chat less talk. Yossarian demands to know who can find him a girlfriend.

Legs like tennis rackets?? :wtf:

I think you're supposed to imagine the racket upside down

:laugh4:

Yes it is like a tennis racket which is on its upside, it is shapely and sexual, waist-deep in subversive moral messages.

Whut? Are you using the same translator as Lory?

More chat less talk. Yossarian demands to know who can find him a girlfriend.

 

Well you're not going to get anyone to be you're girlfriend with that snappy attitude :P

Lory's the perfect girl for Yossarian :blush:

PM me her number and I swear I will make the call. NO JOKES.

Wurfur and me tried to look her number up once but we couldn't find it.

Wurfur and me tried to look her number up once but we couldn't find it.

 

MODERN WURFUR