Luka Modric Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 I am looking for a friend who is also a female and will have the sexes with me, I am thinking that I would like the sex soon but am also quite patient and am extremely the generous of lovers! Would any Cold Game females like to masturbate on a web camera with me? I am tender and soft, like a Damien Rice song, but I am also clever and strong and powerful, like a Lily Allen. Yossarians ideal COLD GAME partner of life will be a brunette with blonde hair, a face as pretty as a country road and breasts like tennis balls, and legs like tennis rackets. Please help Yossarian find his ideal lady for friendship and mbm. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
starsinheavenalign Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 I think you're looking for Kate Bosworth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Modric Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 Does she like charm AND positive looks? Because these are both things I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empily Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 I know a guy with breasts like tennis balls. However he does have a penis, but it's a minor set back I'm sure. I think you two could come to some sort of agreement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Modric Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 Yossarian is not here to negotiate with your cold games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mojo Pin Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Yossi, you need the sexual Lore :gorgeous: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Imke Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 ^ Yeah, I was about to say that. :surprised: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Final Track Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 CHRISTIANBALE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Modric Posted January 18, 2011 Author Share Posted January 18, 2011 CHRISTIAN BALE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lore Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Yossi :cheesy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh42 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 YOSSI! I'm ashamed of you. I'm telling the sexual Lore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matter-Eater Lad Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Cold Game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Myshkin Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Hmm, in one of the adverts at the top of the page for Cupid.com, the one with Steve, there is a major spelling mistake. It ends with 'So fart so good'. Odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Modric Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 More chat less talk. Yossarian demands to know who can find him a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Technicolor Sparks Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Legs like tennis rackets?? :wtf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 I think you're supposed to imagine the racket upside down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nouratan Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 :laugh4: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Modric Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 Yes it is like a tennis racket which is on its upside, it is shapely and sexual, waist-deep in subversive moral messages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyrd Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Whut? Are you using the same translator as Lory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*MX*ColdplayObsess3d Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 More chat less talk. Yossarian demands to know who can find him a girlfriend. Well you're not going to get anyone to be you're girlfriend with that snappy attitude :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
an angel Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Lory's the perfect girl for Yossarian :blush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luka Modric Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 PM me her number and I swear I will make the call. NO JOKES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohemul Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Wurfur and me tried to look her number up once but we couldn't find it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wherrwhfer Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Wurfur and me tried to look her number up once but we couldn't find it. MODERN WURFUR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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