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Coldplay fans are 'least likely to have sex on a first date'

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No.

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:disappointed:

Most of the people here would be too young to possibly answer yes to a poll here so I don't see why a poll was even added

 

Yeah.

 

:|

 

I answered no.

 

But I don't see how this whole thing matters anyway.

Haha, wow, someone really has WAY too much time on their hands! But still, I'd agree. Coldplay fans are more mature and responsible, so that's why! :smug:

Coldplay fans are more mature and responsible, so that's why! :smug:

 

I think we're more mature in that sense, but otherwise we're all just a bunch of silly loonies.

My guess is that most of the fans of Coldplay, Adele, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry and Kings of Leon are females while Nirvana, Metallica, Linkin Park, Kanye West and Gorillaz generally have more male fans. It is not a secret that - generally speaking - it takes less for a man wanting to have sex with a woman than it does the other way round.

I think the survey leaves the gender matter out. I mean, they must have been able to tell if the people answering were male or female... :rolleyes:

 

Anyway, at first thought I took the survey result as a compliment. :P Although, had that first date been with Chris Martin... :D

  • 4 months later...

Coldplay Fans Won't Sleep With You

 

Random, possibly inappropriate, but hilarious nonetheless.

 

Today's ridiculous event to circulate the internets comes from an online dating service, which hosted a poll that is almost as creepy as the website's name. Tastebuds.fm is a matchmaking site that pairs couples up according to music preferences, and recently they took a poll compiled of criteria a la your middle school gossip scene. The game is this: rank how likely you would be to "only meet up for a chat", venture "perhaps a kiss", or "go all the way if the mood was right" after an initial encounter with someone, and then match up these results with people's music tastes. Fool proof! Think this couldn't get any more bizarre? Just wait until you hear the results.

 

According to the researchers at Tastebuds.fm, fans of these bands are the ones least likely to "go all the way":

 

1 Coldplay

2 Adele

3 Lady Gaga

4 Katy Perry

5 Kings Of Leon

 

Most Likely:

 

1 Nirvana

2 Metallica

3 Linkin Park

4 Kanye West

5 Gorillaz

 

The fact that Metallica is on any list about anything, let alone be ranked as the SECOND most likely band to inspire seduction, is just one absurdity too many for this poll.

 

Read more: coldplay fans won't sleep with you http://www.baeblemusic.com/musicblog/4-13-2011/coldplay-fans-wont-sleep-with-you.html#ixzz1WM6wJADs

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Darn it. I even searched before I did this. Not hard enough I guess. :facepalm:

aha, I remember this, it's funny :lol:

I wouldn't sleep with any of you, either.

talk about kissing and making love with people listening the music of bands and singers? :thinking:

 

 

For my part, no real sex, or else by preliminary So I kissed boys fans of

 

George Michael, depeche mode, Prince

 

and they had to adapt to my passions of Music fan crazy kissed unter music of A-ha, U2, Bon Jovi

 

and not sex or kissing a boy in my life in listening to Coldplay

What happens if your favorites are from both categories? Halp!

talk about kissing and making love with people listening the music of bands and singers? :thinking:

 

 

For my part, no real sex, or else by preliminary So I kissed boys fans of

 

George Michael, depeche mode, Prince

 

and they had to adapt to my passions of Music fan crazy kissed unter music of A-ha, U2, Bon Jovi

 

and not sex or kissing a boy in my life in listening to Coldplay

 

Lol. Oh the Swiss.

 

Anyway, I don't see why this thread had a point.

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