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The Darkness slam Jonny!!

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Not with Jonny. I'm gonna kidnap him in 20 years and freeze his body and leave a letter to my great great great great grandchildren to let him free and then they will do the same thing and so Jonny will live FOREVER and EVER.

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

He will be freezing partner of Walt Disney... :P

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Ewwww - a Jonny ice-cream.

 

Poor Jonny :cry: , not only has he found out that The Darkness don't like him he's also found out that the love of his life has knocked someone up.

 

Me thinks someone will be visiting a therapist in the next week!

:angry: screw him!

 

jonny's an awesome guitarist. :)

I'll take care of Jonny if he is feeling a lil down....

How can Justin compared his guitar playing to Jonny's they play different types of music and at least Jonny is a real man ;).

*praises Jonny* :D

I would boycott the Darkness music but I like it too much :/ .

^^^^ What's this about Jonny's love life? :confused:

Poor Jonny. :cry:

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Oh the thing about Jonny's love-life is just a joke because Chris has got Gwyneth preggers and Jonny might be a tad jealous :P

Ah, ok. :lol:

But still poor Jonny. :cry:

typical big band getting big and arrogant. If were comparing guitarists, u only have to look at the extent of the AMAZING original bar chords used in every single song of the darkness.

Eeerrr :rolleyes:

 

We're not talking FOR Coldplay here. Who says they even care about this? It's just us that do...

Ewwww - a Jonny ice-cream.

 

Poor Jonny :cry: , not only has he found out that The Darkness don't like him he's also found out that the love of his life has knocked someone up.

 

Me thinks someone will be visiting a therapist in the next week!

 

:lol: hahaha, yeah i know :) , poor Jon's gonna go bonkers! :o I rekon wen the baby's arrived, Jonny'll doin his best too steal all of Chris's attention,

 

Jon: *fones Chris* Hello, Chris, its me Jon. Can u cum round?...

Chris: Er sorry Jon, but ma little babe's just sed its first word, "Dadda!"

Jon:...but im cold Chris, cant you tuck me in tonight?

Chris: No sorry...look ive got to go now Jon, ma babe's calling me. *puts down fone*

Jon:... :cry: I thought I... was your babe??? :(

Ooohh...that makes me sad. :( :rolleyes:

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Ewwww - a Jonny ice-cream.

 

Poor Jonny :cry: , not only has he found out that The Darkness don't like him he's also found out that the love of his life has knocked someone up.

 

Me thinks someone will be visiting a therapist in the next week!

 

:lol: hahaha, yeah i know :) , poor Jon's gonna go bonkers! :o I rekon wen the baby's arrived, Jonny'll doin his best too steal all of Chris's attention,

 

Jon: *fones Chris* Hello, Chris, its me Jon. Can u cum round?...

Chris: Er sorry Jon, but ma little babe's just sed its first word, "Dadda!"

Jon:...but im cold Chris, cant you tuck me in tonight?

Chris: No sorry...look ive got to go now Jon, ma babe's calling me. *puts down fone*

Jon:... :cry: I thought I... was your babe??? :(

 

Awwww :cry:

 

Maybe Jonny should adopt!! :smug:

He culd adopt us! Yeah, that wuld b gr8. But i rekon afta a month of me, he'd wanna give ME up for adoption :lol: :rolleyes:

^^^^ :cry: :(

^ :lol:

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