Coldplay Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 What about Bacon WITH Nutella? :charming: americans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 I don't think Americans are super obsessed with Nutella like Europe. We just prefer plain and simple chocolate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 I don't think Americans are super obsessed with Nutella like Europe. We just prefer plain and simple chocolate. Yeah but you're obsessed with bacon Nutella is wonderful, it goes great with anything :wacky: Enjoy your fried pig ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 I'm not obsessed with bacon. I just like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 'You' was referring to Americans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 You're in America Root for your own team damn it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Yeah but I wasn't born here so it kinda gives the right to make fun of things you guys do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 I was born in England. But it's not like I'm all like PHUCK U AMERICA UR FAT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A U S A Oh, say can you see by the dawn's early light What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming? Whose broad stripes and bright stars thru the perilous fight, O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallantly streaming? And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave? On the shore, dimly seen through the mists of the deep, Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes, What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep, As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses? Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam, In full glory reflected now shines in the stream: 'Tis the star-spangled banner! Oh long may it wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave! And where is that band who so vauntingly swore That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion, A home and a country should leave us no more! Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution. No refuge could save the hireling and slave From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave: And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave! Oh! thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand Between their loved home and the war's desolation! Blest with victory and peace, may the heav'n rescued land Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation. Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just, And this be our motto: "In God is our trust." And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave! Is that better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 There you go THIS IZ AMURCA MMKAY WE SHOOT STUFF WE HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT SO WE'RE NOT RACIST BUT WE STILL DONT LIKE RUSSIANS FOR SOME REASON AMUURCA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 I'm amazed at how infrequently we are able to notice each other's sarcasm. (Did that make grammatical sense? I don't know a better way to say that.) Take a chill pill, I didn't mean it. Just because I don't like bacon doesn't mean I hate Americans. I love this country. EDIT: Fuck you, are you playing mind games with me or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 I was born in England. But it's not like I'm all like PHUCK U AMERICA UR FAT Well England is pretty fat too, so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 27, 2012 Share Posted February 27, 2012 Uhhh I get your sarcasm and I was building off of that with more sarcasm. You're confused. *awkward* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Uhhh I get your sarcasm and I was building off of that with more sarcasm. You're confused. *awkward* Holy fuck I have never felt so dumb until I started talking to you. You deserve an award here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Aww it has my name on it :dazzled: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Holy fuck I have never felt so dumb until I started talking to you. And you voted Nutella I see? I believe my hypothesis---that the Nutella side is dumber than the bacon side---rings true. *scribbles in notebook and scratches chin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 My hypothesis is that you suck and nobody likes you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 But you like me. FOILED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 Yes but I'm a nobody so :cry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 If you're a nobody then you can't form hypotheses I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 If you're a dumbass that can't mentally grasp that a word can have both literal and figurative meanings, I win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifosi Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 What about Bacon WITH Nutella? :charming: That is wrong on sooo many levels!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 If you're a dumbass that can't mentally grasp that a word can have both literal and figurative meanings, I win I'm not. You're the self-admitted dumbass here, ma'am lawl we're arguing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldplay Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 I'm not. You're the self-admitted dumbass here, ma'am lawl we're arguing Wow, it took you like an hour to come with a reply WE'RE GETTING A DIVORCE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 28, 2012 Share Posted February 28, 2012 I WAS EATING OKAY I WAS SO HUNGRY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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