yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah he was cruel!!! :sneaky: :angry:

 

:lol:

Yeah! I hope he/she drinks a laxative and plops that invitation right out! :angry:

Ewwwwww, would you want it after that? :D

Darn them postal workers.

Ewwwwww' date=' would you want it after that? :D[/quote']

 

Maybe if i dipped it in some Mr. Sheen or something :/ But anything for Chris, eh? lol

Yeah. :)

I agree Marie :rolleyes: . But i suppose our invites got lost in that postal strike :smug: ...evn though it happened a few months...ago... :confused: :stunned: Ah well' date=' maybe it got stolen or a postman ate it or sumthin. I bet there's a simple explanation for this :smug: lol[/quote']

 

Don't you guys see, the explanation's simple. There's a national level conspiracy going on (no, make that worldwide)... All the invitations were removed by the postal people coz they're jealous they weren't invited.

(See, we're not so paranoid after all, at least it couldn't have been green goblins who took them. Or wait, could they have...?) :lol:

 

Haha, hope there aren't any posties here :D (sorry to the posties...)

Haha :lol: Thats it! :stunned: You're sooo right, it was the posties. I knew it. Well gentleparachute, im glad that we're all not being delusional about the invite situation :P

...hey, but those green goblins do sound a teeny bit suspicious :o ...

i wanted to be head bridesmaid.............there goes there xmas pressie.....a blender :lol:

haha :D

 

i wanted to get them a tea cosy and a baby-gro saying, "Gro-play" :cry:

I just wanted to turn up and say 'Surprise' :)

Woah!!! Looks like being in Coldplay is a well paid job - look at the size of the rock on Gwynnie's hand :stunned: :rolleyes:

Woah! :o Thats one huge rock!

Hahaha, take that J.Lo! :smash: lol

I want that ring :O

:o that's a huge rock.

Woah! :o Thats one huge rock!

Hahaha, take that J.Lo! :smash: lol

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow i want one!!!! like that!!! :P :D

 

 

hahahahahahahahaha J.Lo :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

J.Lo sux ! Ben Affleck is marrying the wrong woman and he can´t even buy a decent engagement ring :lol:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2003570564,00.html

 

MUM-TO-BE Gwyneth Paltrow and rocker Chris Martin have wed in secret — in a ten-minute quickie in front of a judge.

 

The couple wore simple outfits for the wedding and spent all afternoon in a secluded bungalow in the grounds of a hotel outside Santa Barbara.

 

No relatives or friends were there — and the wedding “breakfast” was lunch for two, delivered to their bungalow by room service, The Sun learned last night.

 

An insider at the hotel said the booking was a “last minute thing” but that Chris had asked for their rooms to be filled with 31-year-old actress Gwyneth’s favourite flowers.

 

A pal of Chris, 26 — lead singer of British group Coldplay — said last night: “They kept it very quiet indeed. They wanted to do it without fuss and without anyone around, and they managed it.”

 

The couple took their vows at the Santa Barbara register office on Friday — minutes after getting their marriage licence.

 

Shakespeare In love star Gwyneth later jetted with Chris to Mexico where they are staying in an exclusive complex on the beach.

 

The couple have gone to great lengths to protect their privacy and denied being engaged — despite wearing matching rings.

 

A friend said last week: “They are both thrilled at the prospect of being parents and they both believe in marriage.

 

“They know they want to be together and this is a natural step for them to take.”

 

The couple are expected to have a lavish blessing of their wedding later this week after renting five more large villas for family and friends.

 

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Hmmmm :rolleyes:

 

 

my exact words, hmmmm........ :rolleyes:

Woah!!! Looks like being in Coldplay is a well paid job - look at the size of the rock on Gwynnie's hand :stunned: :rolleyes:

that is huge!! :o

Woah!!! Looks like being in Coldplay is a well paid job - look at the size of the rock on Gwynnie's hand :stunned: :rolleyes:

that is huge!! :o

 

 

yeah.... :rolleyes:

let's steal it!! :D

*jk* :D :D

:lol: :lol:

:D ;)

why not? let's do! :lol: :lol: ;)