taameen**sparks** Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 oh shit. stuff's going down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 I actually really want to spray stuff with that mace gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taameen**sparks** Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 haha but it's pink! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck kottke Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Sorry, just trying to lighten up the mood a bit. I've been stalked before as well, it's really unfair, makes one feel a bit paranoid for sure, and I don't have any easy answers. Best to keep turning her away and making sure she knows it, else she will be ever-more persistent. Yea, it's hard too knowing what modern technology offers, there are definitely problems with hidden cameras and listening devices. Give the house a thorough cleaning / "debugging" if possible. <edit> : You could always grab a can of spray paint, and change the mace can's colors to say a pleasing dark green, or dark grey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Oh, you can joke all you want. It's not really that bad. And I'm pretty sure I can beat her up so :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Who stalked you? :surprised: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Fuck that kind of mace I'll get THIS kind of mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taameen**sparks** Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 no. I won't let you. :angry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck kottke Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Who stalked you? :surprised: Models. They're beautiful but mischievious. Please, no more questions.:laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Models. They're beautiful but mischievious. Please, no more questions.:laugh3: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck kottke Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 well, um, yea.. :lol: cats at night, sneaking around, one can't be too careful... window shades, definitely. :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Fuck that kind of mace I'll get THIS kind of mace Now we're talkin'! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Jab that ho in the eye with it Take her money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Anyway, sounds like she should retreat for at least a little while if the cops are involved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SupermassiveCPnerd Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 To quote your: "Anyway, once about two years ago I started talking to her because she was really shy and I thought I would be nice." So often whenever I go out of my way to be nice, it always backfires. :disappointed: That's why I prefer such adjectives as "Cynical" and sometimes even downright "Inconsiderate". :smug: :nod: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Brent, in all fairness I said rape whistle, not mace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Oh sorry. I'll get both :wacko: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Oh my God This I want it STUN GUN I'm gonna be so protected you guys :nice: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caroline Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Oh sorry. I'll get both :wacko: Haha. In all seriousness I hope that the cops scared her so she leaves you alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 I'm gonna have all the stuff - Mace spray - Mace spiky ball thing - Rape whistle - Stun gun - Mace gun Amazon says I can bundle the spray, whistle and mace gun to save $15!!!!! :wacky: !!!!!!! And it all comes in pink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck kottke Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 NO!!!! YELLLOW!! This is a Coldplay site. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 Oh yeah and did I mention that I never showed her where I live, and the mailboxes for employees in that building are not common knowledge? SO CREEPYYYYY I keep looking at my phone to see if there's naked pictures popping up on it or something I fear for my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck kottke Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 :laugh3: gawd, sounds like a movie script! The stalker! Rated M for mystery... Sounds like she's been at it for a while, good with clues and all that - determined types are amazingly good if they want something so badly. I'd plant a tracking device on her, GPS, small one like they use on bikes. Go on the offensive, be aware of her whereabouts.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brent Posted February 11, 2012 Author Share Posted February 11, 2012 She probably already did that for me I can only think of one place she could put it, but I pooped today so it can't be up there UGH SO PARANOID Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuck kottke Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 :laugh3: Probably not quite that, but think Watergate complex, think phones, think quick places where devices can be hidden. But definitely keep track of her, these new GPS devices must be pretty small to be tucked away on bikes. Buy an infra-red scanner too, hooked to the computer, just in case you need a thermal image of all the hiding places in the house.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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