I appreciate your sentiments Nick but being a feminist ≠ being under the false impression that every woman is good and flawless

 

Trust me, I know every women is not good and flawless.

 

I was mostly joking.

I was just trying to wonder if what you said was as gross as I thought it was.

 

:no:

 

perv :snobby:

What do you like on your sandwich Reilly?

 

I don't think it's Kiame sauce, no offence woman, it doesn't sound right.

 

My appetites turned, just a beer please.

Trust me, I know every women is not good and flawless.

 

I was mostly joking.

Oh, I hate it when I don't understand jokes

 

It makes me sound less brilliant and clever than I actually am :disappointed:

I don't think it's Kiame sauce, no offence woman, it doesn't sound right.

 

My appetites turned, just a beer please.

 

Fine. Got ID?

This womans out of control.

Women shouldn't be asking questions :snobby:

Not to sound sexist or anything but yes that man is right.

Okay this is real life

 

Got a text this weekend from her. It was really weird. Saying she was "single for once" and that I had "Gotten my wish"

 

I was like huh

 

Here is a screenshot

 

 

I hope she's not planning on upping the ante

Okay this is real life

 

Got a text this weekend from her. It was really weird. Saying she was "single for once" and that I had "Gotten my wish"

 

I was like huh

 

Here is a screenshot

 

 

I hope she's not planning on upping the ante

 

She is.

Joel speaks from experience.

Okay this is real life

 

Got a text this weekend from her. It was really weird. Saying she was "single for once" and that I had "Gotten my wish"

 

I was like huh

 

Here is a screenshot

 

 

I hope she's not planning on upping the ante

 

Obviously I had to change the name to "My Stalker" so I can post it online otherwise you guys can counter-stalk her.

 

Which may not be a bad idea :thinking:

She is.

 

Are you his stalker? :huh:

Oh my God Joel is my stalker

 

He's just dressed up as a gross chick from Texas

 

OH MY GOD HES FROM TEXAS TOO

 

JOEL IS MY STALKER

 

STOP STALKING ME JOEL :angry:

This is the freaking creepiest thing ever.

You mean she wasn't single when she started stalking you? :huh:

Oh no this chick was dating someone apparently. Her Facebook was full of pictures of him and she would always talk about him and how great he was

 

And I'm like okay well stop stalking me and stalk him then

 

I think she was trying to make me jealous.

 

But it doesn't work because of pancake boobs and crazy eyes and she says "y'all" a lot. Oh yeah and she stalks me which is super unattractive for some reason.

Okay this is real life

 

Got a text this weekend from her. It was really weird. Saying she was "single for once" and that I had "Gotten my wish"

 

I was like huh

 

Here is a screenshot

 

 

I hope she's not planning on upping the ante

 

On the plus side your battery will probably have died by lunchtime so at least you will get some peace for the afternoon.

what are pancake boobs

I assume they are really flat boobs

On the plus side your battery will probably have died by lunchtime so at least you will get some peace for the afternoon.

 

My battery is really good actually.

 

It's currently 2:33pm, and it's at 84%.

 

Your iOS attack is invalid.

My battery is really good actually.

 

It's currently 2:33pm, and it's at 84%.

 

Your iOS attack is invalid.

 

My iOS attack is quite founded, the battery on mine is so bad it doesn't even get through a day, I miss my Bold-well kind of,although the battery is terrible on the iPhone it does have alot of plus points, like a decent browser and built in iPod for starters.

Huh. Well which model do you have?

I've got a 4S 16 GB, I do use some apps but I wouldn't say I was excessivly online on it or anything that would drain the battery like it does, it's quite annoying.

I have the 4S too, and I have no problem. I stream audio, text and make calls all day and at the end of the night it's usually at about 15%.

 

That suxx dude

 

I used to have a BlackBerry, and the ONLY good part about it was the awesome battery life. Though everything else was the worst.