oh shit. stuff's going down.

I actually really want to spray stuff with that mace gun

haha but it's pink! :P

Sorry, just trying to lighten up the mood a bit. I've been stalked before as well, it's really unfair, makes one feel a bit paranoid for sure, and I don't have any easy answers. Best to keep turning her away and making sure she knows it, else she will be ever-more persistent.

Yea, it's hard too knowing what modern technology offers, there are definitely problems with hidden cameras and listening devices. Give the house a thorough cleaning / "debugging" if possible.

<edit> : You could always grab a can of spray paint, and change the mace can's colors to say a pleasing dark green, or dark grey?

Oh, you can joke all you want. It's not really that bad. And I'm pretty sure I can beat her up so :thumbsup:

Who stalked you? :surprised:

Fuck that kind of mace

 

I'll get THIS kind of mace

 

no.

I won't let you.

:angry:

Who stalked you? :surprised:

Models. They're beautiful but mischievious. Please, no more questions.:laugh3:

Models. They're beautiful but mischievious. Please, no more questions.:laugh3:

 

well, um, yea..

:lol:

cats at night, sneaking around, one can't be too careful... window shades, definitely. :cool:

Fuck that kind of mace

 

I'll get THIS kind of mace

 

 

Now we're talkin'!

Jab that ho in the eye with it

 

Take her money

Anyway, sounds like she should retreat for at least a little while if the cops are involved

To quote your: "Anyway, once about two years ago I started talking to her because she was really shy and I thought I would be nice."

 

So often whenever I go out of my way to be nice, it always backfires. :disappointed: That's why I prefer such adjectives as "Cynical" and sometimes even downright "Inconsiderate". :smug: :nod:

Brent, in all fairness I said rape whistle, not mace!

Oh sorry. I'll get both :wacko:

Oh my God

 

This I want it

 

STUN GUN

 

 

I'm gonna be so protected you guys :nice:

Oh sorry. I'll get both :wacko:

 

Haha.

 

In all seriousness I hope that the cops scared her so she leaves you alone.

I'm gonna have all the stuff

 

- Mace spray

- Mace spiky ball thing

- Rape whistle

- Stun gun

- Mace gun

 

Amazon says I can bundle the spray, whistle and mace gun to save $15!!!!! :wacky: !!!!!!!

 

And it all comes in pink

NO!!!! YELLLOW!!

This is a Coldplay site. :P

Oh yeah and did I mention that I never showed her where I live, and the mailboxes for employees in that building are not common knowledge?

 

SO CREEPYYYYY

 

I keep looking at my phone to see if there's naked pictures popping up on it or something

 

I fear for my life

:laugh3: gawd, sounds like a movie script! The stalker! Rated M for mystery...

Sounds like she's been at it for a while, good with clues and all that - determined types are amazingly good if they want something so badly. I'd plant a tracking device on her, GPS, small one like they use on bikes. Go on the offensive, be aware of her whereabouts..

She probably already did that for me

 

I can only think of one place she could put it, but I pooped today so it can't be up there

 

UGH SO PARANOID

:laugh3: Probably not quite that, but think Watergate complex, think phones, think quick places where devices can be hidden.

But definitely keep track of her, these new GPS devices must be pretty small to be tucked away on bikes. Buy an infra-red scanner too, hooked to the computer, just in case you need a thermal image of all the hiding places in the house..