So you're saying I should counter-stalk her.

 

Hmmmm

 

Nah I'd creep myself out, and she'd take it the wrong way when I inevitably got caught

So you're saying I should counter-stalk her.

 

Hmmmm

 

Nah I'd creep myself out, and she'd take it the wrong way when I inevitably got caught

 

On a pragmatic level, if she persists, and the police can only do so much, it might be prudent to have a strategy, all I'm sayin'. Otherwise, live with the risks - your choice! But when she hops out of your closet late one night, don't complain to me!:P

Well, luckily, I'm moving back to St. Louis in June. She thinks I'm going to Los Angeles.

 

Owned.

Hm, well, that's a plus! But that leaves some odd 100 days + between then and now, so I hope you have a plan for the interim!

Well, luckily, I'm moving back to St. Louis in June. She thinks I'm going to Los Angeles.

 

Owned.

 

That's what you think.

Brent, I told you not to talk about me in public.

 

 

 

I'm hiding under your bed right now.

 

 

 

 

No, seriously I am.

Well, luckily, I'm moving back to St. Louis in June. She thinks I'm going to Los Angeles.

 

Owned.

 

WHY did you post that ?? She's gonna find you! :uhoh::worried2:

This whole story is like some CSI or Criminal Minds episode or something :worried2:

I'm gonna have all the stuff

 

- Mace spray

- Mace spiky ball thing

- Rape whistle

- Stun gun

- Mace gun

 

Amazon says I can bundle the spray, whistle and mace gun to save $15!!!!! :wacky: !!!!!!!

 

And it all comes in pink

 

YAY IT MATCHES! :wacko:

Yeah you're probably right. Where do I even get that stuff? Amazon? :thinking:

 

eBay: http://www.ebay.com/sch/i.html?_nkw=mace+club&_sacat=0&_odkw=mace&_osacat=0&_from=R40

 

Amazing that it's actually legal.

I don't know why it would be illegal. :thinking:

Brent, I told you not to talk about me in public.

 

 

 

I'm hiding under your bed right now.

 

 

 

 

No, seriously I am.

 

LOLri you can't fool me

 

And I already checked there so shove it :P

I don't know why it would be illegal. :thinking:

 

I know! Mace makes a great garnish. Spicy.

I just came here to say that something about the abbreviation 'cray' is really really really really irritating.

:lol:

The pink bundle sounds delightful.

I just came here to say that something about the abbreviation 'cray' is really really really really irritating.

 

 

yeah! like that! :D

See now it makes sense

crawdads taste good

From the planet of floopy mattresses comes the Petaflop equipped CRAY, a baby Deep Thought Machine, capable of planet-sized thinking, but able to fit easily in your industrial sized basement. Cray Inc., The Supercomputer Company

I keep looking at my phone to see if there's naked pictures popping up on it or something

 

Hmm. Sig'd.

Shit dude. I hope she won't stalk you ever again. :blank:

Hmm. Sig'd.

 

hmmm

Out of context it makes you sound like a huge phone perv.

Yeah you're right :disappointed:

 

I'm not the perv though. That chick's note said that she thinks about me when she's doing something gross to herself

She's doing something large to herself? :confused: OH well, at least she isn't psycho. :laugh3: