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This bitch cray

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No, he is trying to be funny by convolution of the word "gross"

 

Gross can mean "large" or a unit of American measurement or disgusting.

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oh :|

This is awkward. :blank:

 

Can't help but get involved. :blank:

Would it be absolutely tasteless for me to make a topic/poll about which stalker is worse, Technicolour Sparks' stalker or Brents?

 

Because I almost just did.

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You should, actually.

 

Although I can't prove I'm being videotaped :disappointed:

Um, hm.. is there an answer? I always believe in stalking back, but that's just me.. Brent, how about window shades, alarm sensors, motion detector cameras? Probable cause to have her restrained?

Chuck I've strongly agreed on you with most things, but every now and then something comes along that I strongly disagree with you about, and I guess you're one of them type characters (Which isn't a bad thing).

 

Stalking a stalker? Does that not send out the completely wrong signal?

Chuck I've strongly agreed on you with most things, but every now and then something comes along that I strongly disagree with you about, and I guess you're one of them type characters (Which isn't a bad thing).

 

Stalking a stalker? Does that not send out the completely wrong signal?

It's reverse-reverse logic, it works every time! :laugh3: But actually, one would want to know what she's up to, so one might anticipate some of the 'bugging' issues, and what sets her off on these escapades. Sun su said so.

I tried it, but it didn't work?:confused: Maybe it's not good advice!:laugh3:

Clearly if she thinks that he is stalking her, she isn't going to be creeped out, but think that he has a real interest in her, and then she'll pursue further.

Clearly if she thinks that he is stalking her, she isn't going to be creeped out, but think that he has a real interest in her, and then she'll pursue further.

Is that why it didn't work?:laugh3: I knew my methods need some improvement.

But if Brent were super-stealthy, maybe he could plant a bug on her and know her next move. Something small, maybe a beetle. I saw it on a TV show, and it worked well... :laugh3: Nevahmind! best to just ignore her.

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Um, hm.. is there an answer? I always believe in stalking back, but that's just me.. Brent, how about window shades, alarm sensors, motion detector cameras? Probable cause to have her restrained?

 

You would make a horrible stalkee

You should somehow try and strap a camera to her that like floats infront of her (Possibly from some wire chord or something connected to her neck) and that way you can watch her all the time, make sure she doesn't notice though.

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I got some flowers today. I do not know who they are from :huh:

 

And what the hell am I supposed to do with two dozen roses?

I got some flowers today. I do not know who they are from :huh:

 

And what the hell am I supposed to do with two dozen roses?

 

Eat them, roses are delicious

:lol: Mark. :P

 

it's true, trust me

make Rose petal jam, good stuff. I had a girlfriend who made some for me once, it was great! But the commercial roses might be sprayed with who knows what.. stick to eating the organic roses or wild ones.

hm... maybe I would make a horrible stalkee - I'd have to go all the way to Seattle to stalk back! :laugh3:

Brent, you could try living in Seattle - it's foggy and rainy so much, you're stalker would have a harder time spotting you!

I got some flowers today. I do not know who they are from :huh:

 

And what the hell am I supposed to do with two dozen roses?

 

> Set roses on fire

> Place outside stalker's apartment door

> Leave, and never return

 

Yep.

> Set roses on fire

> Place outside stalker's apartment door

> Leave, and never return

 

Yep.

 

haha, that's really sending a message

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