> Set roses on fire

> Place outside stalker's apartment door

> Leave, and never return

 

Yep.

 

You forgot to include a paper bag filled with delishus droppings

You forgot to include a paper bag filled with delishus droppings

 

Well I think by the time I made it to her residence to burn the paper bag, I will have eaten them all :disappointed:

UPDATE:

 

The police told me last week that if I see anything else to let them know and I can get a restraining order because apparently I'm endangered :dance:.

 

Also, the university is aware of the situation and she's kicked out of my book club. I got a text from her last week, though, asking what the book we're reading this semester is, so I don't know if she knows she's not allowed to go. Oh well.

UPDATE:

 

The police told me last week that if I see anything else to let them know and I can get a restraining order because apparently I'm endangered :dance:

 

WOOO PARTAAAAY :dance:

Don't call a girl a bitch.

I gave him permission.

Yeah it's okay

Every time you say that word, a feminist dies.

I am a feminist.

And this girl IS a bitch. So it's okay.

Every time you say that word, a feminist dies.

oh

oH

OH SHIT

MY HEART

OW

owowowowOW

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Shut up you're not a feminist :angry:

I appreciate your sentiments Nick but being a feminist ≠ being under the false impression that every woman is good and flawless

Shut up you're not a feminist :angry:

No I do believe that women and men should be treated equally

GIT BAK IN DA KITCHN OKAY :angry:

Okay : (

Make me a sandwich

Yes sir!

Brent can you get that woman to make me a sandwich too.

Make Reilly a sandwich bitch

 

And get him a beer he's out

What do you like on your sandwich Reilly?

I like Kiame-sauce on mine

I like Kiame-sauce on mine

 

:thinking:

Don't think too hard. Thinking is a lot of work for girls.

Don't think too hard. Thinking is a lot of work for girls.

 

I was just trying to wonder if what you said was as gross as I thought it was.