here it is

discuss your fantasies with me joe

:lol: :lol: :lol: Thx, what would you like to discuss here?? :wink3: :blush:

the craziest fantasy you've ever had

dont be explict we can get the point easily

such a bastard.

umm are you in this thread?

 

we dont want any homosexual fantasies k?

hahaha i cant believe i made a sex thread

the thing is ive never had it

much less kissed a girl

:o :lol: :lol: :lol:

:stunned: :stunned: Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh, homesexual is okay man

 

mycdplayerisbroke>>have you got any experience that you want to share with us :lol: :lol: :P

seriously

i mean

do pillows count

where's jo? *looks around* :D

man, this is the funniest thread ever! haha

dude have you ever "glanced" at the guy's wanker next to you in the stall

and its like wow

how can you have such a monster like that

when you dont expect the guy to have one

but then you get out of their and you think that made he just made it hard on purpose?

or am i the only one thats that happened to me

:lol: :lol: :lol: I'm here...do pillows count???hahahaha, i guess not..what did you do with pillows?? :stunned:

dude

i just needed to get it out on that pillow practice if you will

no i cant tell

people would think im gay

:lol: :lol: :lol: i dont mind...but girls like to use cucumbers...carrots and that kinda thingy, dont they? :/ :dozey:

no

girls masturbate?

i thought only pornstars did that

seriously

do you i thought like 10% of girls do it

and yet 99% of guys do it

:lol: :lol: :lol: I don't need those cucumbers and carrots...

 

Yup, guys masturbate all the time......my fren told me that he wanked at least like twice a day.......energetic eh? :lol: :stunned:

just like thom "fake " yorke .he's lurking coz he dont want to post here :D

Who's thom 'fake' yorke, sorry??? :embarrased:

hahaha hes lurking

yeah ive wanked it for 2 hours! 2 hours! 1 day

thats alot

i was like watching tv

going up stairs and downstairs

fixing dinner

(with my hands)

:lol: :lol: :lol:2 hours, you energetic young lil pervy :stunned: :stunned: , its bad for health, try to control urself, lol

lol!!!! thom " fake" yorke = valleyboy / volleyball/biboy .whatever u want to call him! haha jk thom!:D

dude its healthy

as long as it doesnt hurt you

but that day it did hurt

like my lower back

and my gonads hurt like a motha

how is it unhealthy

i have sexy palm hair growing in my hand now too ;)

:o 2 hrs!!!!!! man ..i salute u! *hails eric*

hahah

its so intense man

major bragging rights

you cant do it if you have ADD though

like that green day song says:

"if masturbation lost its touch your f*cking lazy"

haha some times it does though

but hey what are you gonna do